Labels, Labels Everywhere, But None Of Them Are Me
By Shelby Allen
Don't call me crazy
My reasons may be hazy
But that doesn't mean I'm a freak
So I'm a little off
I hear you, don't scoff
Let's just say I'm unique
Don't call me insane
From these terms please refrain
Your attempts are futile for you see
I'm something you can't change
I'll always be strange
And always proud to be
Don't call me a distraction
I get that reaction
A lot more often than you think
But the odd color of my hair
And the clothes that I wear
Don't make me the missing link
Don't call me murderous
That's not very courteous
There's no reason to be rude
I may threaten you death
With every breath
But at most that makes my humor crude
Don't call me a loser
At least I'm not a boozer
Slumped drunkenly against a wall
If I partied every night
Instead of sitting down to write
You wouldn't be reading this at all
Don't call me creepy
Now I'm getting awful sleepy
This is the last one I shall explain
Why do you care what I do
What's it to you
Who cares if I'm not the most sane
Alright, Now I've kept my end
And a few hours I shall spend
In bed so my energy can renew
Sorry this isn't too long
Or catchy like a song
But insomniacs need some sleep too
