hello and welcome...to How Dearka Survived ZAFT. yup yup, this is the sequel to my first story.

yay to me. seed/seed destiny doesn't belong to me. note: i'll be calling gilbert chairman becoz, it makes me chuckle whenever i say it.

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"Sup Yzak!", Dearka said with a grin on his face, "So you finally get a promotion from cadet.". "At least I'll be a rank higher that you, Mr. Hobo.", Yzak said. They both walked down the hall and met up with some new recruits. One of the cadets looked at Yzak and Deaka. "Haha, I've heard rumors you got DEMOTED! Which means YOU SUCK!", a cadet shouted to other cadets and to Yzak, who got that look when he's about to blow his head up. Like Rau did. "And YOU!", another cadet pointed to Dearka, "YOU WERE A HOBO!". "LOL", Yzak chuckled, "That cheered me right up." "Dammit Yzak shut up!". So they both ignored the cadets and continued on down the hallway. "I'm gonna sing the doom song, Doom doom-", Dearka started but Yzak stopped him, "Dearka, shut the up!". They soon met at a drinking bar. "Welcome one and all to our ZAFT meeting.", Chairman said, holding a cup of beer, "and don't worry, the drinks are on Yzak.". "WHAT DID HE SAY?", Yzak steaming. "Aw I'm just kiddin' Zakkie", Chairman said. Apparently, he can get drunk easily. He hugged some people that attended the meeting. INCLUDING the people that were just there. SO they all went home saying, "OMFG ew.", took a bath and burn their clothes with Chairman germs. "Ok Yzak, we are going home and forget this all happened. Yzak let's-", Dearka said, then having a look of confusion mixed with shock. "Heeelllllloo Mrs. Hobo, you're lookin' hawt as usual.", Yzak said and then hiccuped. "What the fck Yzak?", Dearka said in shock. "How will I survive ZAFT meetings if they take place in bars?", Dearka thought. He went home as fast as he could to forget this night.

In the morning...

"OH God, my head hurts", Yzak wearily said as he tried to stand. "Well that's what you get for drinking beer all night and luckily you're sober now. Which is a good thing.", Dearka said, "Nicol would never do such a stupid thing.". "But Nicol is the good one.". "Aha! So you're the BAD one eh?", Dearka laughed. "Shut up, I've got a headache", Yzak groaned.

"Hey Yzak" "What now?" "Did you hear Athrun did it with Meer?" "WHAT!" "Yes that's right. It wasn't a rumor. He and Meer got drunk and they did it. Haha", Dearka said.

The next morning...

"OMG YAY! We get to pick our gundams Dearka, GUNDAMS!", Yzak excitedly said. You can all tell that he was feelling a little hyper. (Moment later...) "NOOOO!", Yzak shouted. He got a zaku. "At least we got something and besides, you're a commander", Dearka said. "Damn that kid! He got the good one!", Yzak said, pointing to Shin, who got IMPULSE. "That's NOT FAIR!", Yzak shouted at Shin, "YOU GOT THE GOOD ONE!". "So, you're just an old man.", Shin smirked. "Why you damn little mother!". Dearka tried his hardest to stop them and tugged Yzak back home. "BUT EVEN THE DAMN GIRLS GOT A COOLER ZAKU!", Yzak screamed before he was tugged away and pointing to Lunamaria and Rey. "Dude, fck you and I'm not a damn GIRL!", Rey shouted at Yzak. "fck you", Yzak said under his breath.

They both went back to the base.

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how did you like it? and thanx if you R&R