"SAAAANSSS!"
"mmff"
"SANS IT'S MORNING!"
"mmm"
"YOU HAVE TO GET UP, OTHERWISE HOW WILL I THE GREAT PAPYRUS BEGIN YOUR PUZZLE TRAINING!"
"Paps…"
"WE NEED TO CATCH THAT HUMAN OTHERWISE UNDYNE WILL NEVER LET ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD!"
"Paps…I... "
"NO EXCUSES SANS. YOU'RE FAR TOO LAZY"
"Paps...I...need to tell you…"
"WHAT IS IT SANS?"
"It's time I told you why I am always sleeping, What I do when I am locked up in my room…
and why I haven't picked up that sock"
"SANS?"
"Every night now like clockwork I've been working on this project. Time and Time again I've tried to tell you but I couldn't it's really ticking me off."
"SANS? WHAT IS IT, YOU'RE NEVER THIS SERIOUS. I'LL HELP YOU THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR AND I AM THE BEST AT BEING FRIENDS!"
"Thanks Papy, I am trying to think of the fastest way to explain this, every second counts. Papyrus I need to ask you something."
"YES, SANS?"
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock?"
"WHAT?"
"Well I have, every night and I am exhausted. It feels like it will never end, I try to stay joking act like I am nonplussed but really I have to face facts!"
"...SANS?"
"Papy, trying to eat a clock. Well…It's very time consuming!"
"OH MY GOD, SANS!"
"What that joke is a timeless classic"
" SANS WHEN WILL YOU STOP MAKING THESE TERRIBLE PUNS"
"Never I have a Skele-ton"
"OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT"
"Don't worry Paps, it's going tibia ok"
"SANS! I AM LEAVING"
"Heh, I guess I'll just go back to sleep."
Hey you people, yes you and you too Temmy. I hope you liked this story if you didn't then I guess it must have been some kind of Pun-ishment huh? Well I was thinking of writing some day in the life clips of Undertale if anyone has any suggestions please let me know!
These characters do not belong to me, they belong to a pretty foxy guy named Toby ;).