this is a fic my friend and I wrote last July and we decided to put it on here.
France sauntered into his kitchen to get the huge fancy dinner started for his party that night. He strutted around with his iPod in hand and earphones in his ears from the cupboard, to the counter, to the refrigerator, to the counter again, then to the pantry, and back to the counter.
"I'm sexy and I know it!" He sang while mixing stuff into a bowl and dancing around the kitchen. He continued to mix and cook and throw things into the oven to bake. His servants passed by like nothing was wrong (it was a common occurrence for France to dance around the house singing with his iPod in his ears.)
"This is how I roll, animal print and a big afro."
He mixed the batter for his soufflé and danced over to pop it into the oven.
"No shoes no shirt and I still get service!"
He chuckled at this line 'cause he knew it to be true from experience. He sprinkled herbs on the chicken and threw into the oven as well.
"When I walk through the spot, this is what I see, er'body stop and staring at me, I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it…"
He chuckled again and picked up a mixing bowl and started to stir and dance around the counter in the center of the kitchen.
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!" He shook his hips in a shimmy and spun around on his heels and stopped facing the entrance to the kitchen.
England was staring as if he saw someone kick the flying mint bunny all the way to China's house.
"Um….. France…..?"
France just looked at him then down at his bowl then his iPod. He clicked a button and smirked up at England.
"I WANNA SEE YOUR PEACOCK-COCK-COCK! YOUR PEACOCK-COCK-COCK!"
He started pelvic thrusting with the bowl still in hand at England's direction.
Disgusted, England cried out, turned around and fled to the bathroom to throw up.
France continued screaming the peacock song… then America walked in.
"SO IT'S THAT KINDA PARTY!"
He ran to go tell everyone else.
Taking off his jacket and tie as he did.
Gaara-Fangirl1107 (she is on deviantart only) and i worked on this in less than ten minutes. IT WAS SOOOO MUCH FUN!