"At the start of the debate, twas not my intention
To present Arabella with hard competition
In fact, the very opposite, I thought she would like
To be given a friend, not a heated cat fight"
Pringle cast a daggered look
Upon the old headmaster
Who backwards stepped and ate his words
And replied even faster..
"So.. oh, go on Pringle, keep the feline
Just so long as its neutered, it can't come near mine
Just imagine the chaos with kittens. Indeed!"
And then said dear Pringle in one word "agreed!"
But in those old days when the creature was there
And the Vauxhall road wizard, plus his monster to stare
Hid in the C of the S, you mudbloods
Was aware of the items and his precious goods
Anyway, our crisp-man broke Dippets rule
And found himself sacked and away from the school
All the kittens produced were given or sold
But one, Argus treated as precious as gold!
The weak little cat was named after his love
She was married and the affair was sensationally good
But alas, Mr Fletcher discovered the passion
And then Argus, my friend, had re-learnt his lesson!
"What the hell was *that* all about?"...
Please don't quote that at me... if you've read the HPs thoroughly enough (i.e backwards at least 5 times, plus the average 12 times forward) and can speak English, then you should get it! Clever? Oh, ok, answers on request. Just mail me, (chloeakers@hotmail.com) tell me what you're on about, and agree to be in my HPRPG (details on request). Thats not too much to ask! Is it?
To present Arabella with hard competition
In fact, the very opposite, I thought she would like
To be given a friend, not a heated cat fight"
Pringle cast a daggered look
Upon the old headmaster
Who backwards stepped and ate his words
And replied even faster..
"So.. oh, go on Pringle, keep the feline
Just so long as its neutered, it can't come near mine
Just imagine the chaos with kittens. Indeed!"
And then said dear Pringle in one word "agreed!"
But in those old days when the creature was there
And the Vauxhall road wizard, plus his monster to stare
Hid in the C of the S, you mudbloods
Was aware of the items and his precious goods
Anyway, our crisp-man broke Dippets rule
And found himself sacked and away from the school
All the kittens produced were given or sold
But one, Argus treated as precious as gold!
The weak little cat was named after his love
She was married and the affair was sensationally good
But alas, Mr Fletcher discovered the passion
And then Argus, my friend, had re-learnt his lesson!
"What the hell was *that* all about?"...
Please don't quote that at me... if you've read the HPs thoroughly enough (i.e backwards at least 5 times, plus the average 12 times forward) and can speak English, then you should get it! Clever? Oh, ok, answers on request. Just mail me, (chloeakers@hotmail.com) tell me what you're on about, and agree to be in my HPRPG (details on request). Thats not too much to ask! Is it?