EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BILLY
VS
ED
BEGIN
[BILLY]
WELL LOOKY HERE, IT ED OF THE EDWARD
KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIT I DON'T CARE IF YOUR A LOSER
YOUR THE MOST DUMBEST OF ALL THE ED'S
UNLIKE DOUBLE D THE SMARTASS YOUR WILL BE DEAD
YOUR SISTER IS A BITCH AND YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A KANGEROO
YOU LIKE BUTTER TOAST, GRAVY, CHICKEN, WELL SCREW YOU
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS WITH GRIM HANDY SYCTE
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BEFORE YOU COMMIT SUICIDE
[ED]
YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOUR SAYING WHEN YOU TAKE IT FROM THE ED'S
YOUR FRIEND MANDY IS A BITCH IT LIKE SHE WANT YOU TO BE DEAD
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU NEVER GET OWNED
I WILL TELL MY FRIEND ED TO KILL YOU AND GET BONED
YOUR THE DUMBEST ONE IN ALL OF ENDSVILLE
IT LIKE A HELLHOLE WITH NO PONYVILLE
YOU SUCK AT THIS, GO BACK TO YOGURT LAND
UNLEAST MY SHOW DOESN'T ALWAYS GET BAND
[BILLY]
WHO ASKED YOU YOUR A CHICKEN YOUR SCARE OF THE KANKERS
IT LIKE A FREAK SHOW WITH NOTHING MORE COOLER
LIVING IN THE CUL SE SAC WITH NONE OF THE PARENTS
THAT THE REASON WHY YOU ARE DUMBER THAN YOUR FRIENDS
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO DEAFEAT ME WITH MY POWER
I GOT WAY SO MANY MONSTER THAN YOU FUCKING LITTLE SISTER
YOU WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES OVER AND OVER AGAIN
MAYBE I SHOULD TEACH YOU HOW TO NOT MAKE A SIN
[ED]
OH SCREW YOU BILLY IF THAT IS WHO YOU ARE
YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR A FAGGOT, ASSHOLE, DUMBASS, AND RETARD
YOU ARE SO EVIL WHEN GRIM FIRST CAME
MAKING YOU AND MANDY AND TOWNSVILLE INSANE
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING YOU ARE SCARE TOO BILLY
YOU ARE SCARE OF CLOWN, MAILMAN, AND YOUR SON JEFFERY
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT YOUR GOING TO HELL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE AND WISHING YOU FUCKING WELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE