The wind pushed me out of the Respawn room quickly. I looked around, dazed. There was a giant BLU Sentry. I yelled and ran towards a room labeled '3'. I got in, thanks to an Engineer.
"Thank you." I said, pushing my Vintage Tyrolean away from my eyes.
"No problem, doc." he said.
I sat down next the dispenser. This map was very confusing, for me.
"Doc!" Engineer yelled. I sighed. I pulled out my Kritzkrieg and healed him. Then two Sniper's hit on the door.
"Help!" one cried out.
"Alrighty then." Engineer said, opening the door. They walked in, and he closed the door quickly.
"MEDIC!" they both yelled.
"There's a dispenser right here." I said.
"MEDIC!" they yelled again.
"Dummkopfs." I muttered and healed them.
"Thanks!"
"No problem." I said. One took out his rifle and proceeded to hump the air.
'Weird.' I thought. The Engineer was too busy to notice, though. Then the other one joined in.
"C' mere doc!" the one with the Bazaar Bargainer said.
"Okay…" I replied. I stood in the middle, with the two Snipers around me.
'This is kind of hot, actually.' I thought to myself. They kept on going at it, and I healed them gladly. A few minutes passed, and they were tired out.
The same one who asked me to come to him said, "That sentry's a Spy!"
"Ja!" I exclaimed. A BLU Spy appeared at the door. The Bazaar Bargainer Sniper jumped up and ran outside. The other one mysteriously disappeared. I sighed and sat back down beside the dispenser. I laughed at what had happened. Then I heard a Spy.
"Peekaboo!"
I screamed and he backstabbed me. A few seconds later I was back in Respawn.
"Screw being a doctor, I shall be a Sniper!" I gallantly yelled.
Then I changed into a Sniper and raped a Scout.