( AN: Koneechiwa every body! This is mah first fanfic so i hope you enjoyeeeeeeee! ^3^ I have been reading lots of anime to work on my Japanese, so I thought I would toss some of that in! Hope ou dont mind! ;3 33)

Chapter one: Stuck on you

It was just another ordinary day for otacon. Luckily he hadnt peed himself today. He was sitting at his fabulous desk, reading his super kawaii anime when his secret lover burst in the room.

"Hello otacon I am looking oh so handsome and my shirt is suddenly open?" he purred in a sexy voice.

"Ooooo mr. wesker!" Otacon crooned, putting a hand to his forehead. Wesker caught otacon before he fel and gazed intensley at his seksy lover.

"Yaranaika." wesker growled. "And I'll keep my sunglasses on."

Oacon made a duckface at wesker and gazes into his burning eyes.

Meanwhile... chris redfeild sits in his bathtube playing with himself (lol no jk but that would be totaly sugoi) he instead was bathing with his best tomagachi ( that means friend for all u english bakas) mr. andrew (lol see what i did there) the rubber duck.

"GA-GA" said mr. andwew.

"SWEET DICKEN MR ANDREW MY GAYDAR IS GOIN OOOOOFFFFFFF!1" (no im not a homophobe bakas) screed chris.

Chris jumped out of the tub,

"goodness gracious me-oh-my!" he said ripping his clothes off, only wearing a banana hammock. Chris ran out of the bathroom clutching his shitr.

"Wiat for me!"

"ASDFFGHJKL:!" Super sonic blubbered as he ran into chris.

"OOT OF MY WAY U STUPID FURRY." chris screamed as he threw ss through the roof. ( I hate furrys, thier grose...besides wolf ones. I like wolf ones. wolfs are awesome.) He thne continued to sprinted, so hard that his boots caught on fire.

Meanwhile...

Wesker stooped in the middle os their seksy time (its really hawt omg)

"wait" he said. otacon looked up at him, his blue eyes sparkling. "someones coomin'!" he yelled dramaticly. "we must get out of her!" He stood up taking otacon with him ( LOLOLOL he was still stuck on ottykun)(thats his nickname. so kawaii) and he dashed out the door!

The door flew open and chris tumbled into wesker and ottykun and they fell into the ground a huge tangle of legs and stuff.

" Great dickenstits" said chris wit super kawaii eyes. Otacom came unstuck to wesker and grabbed him dramatically. Wesker had a delicious firm butt he noticed.

"wesker bby lets have a 3 way in your lab."

"okay"

So they wnet and suddenly had the overpowering desire to wave there seksyness around

"Bite the pillow im going in dry." SHouted