"And there's no doing anything abouuuuu"
Ah, Tugger. The sex god of the tribe. Look at him, shaking his hips. I can do that so much better. Look, I'll show you! You just have to slowly swing them back and forth, maybe put your paws in the air-
"Ohmigod, Admetus, do that again!"
"Addy, I love you!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!"
I look up, startled to find myself surrounded by cats. One kitten pushes their way through the crowd, clutching onto my leg. I stumble, holding onto the pipe so I don't fall over.
"Admetus, you're soooo amazing!" gushes the creature attached to my leg, their face flushed with excitement.
"Thank you, Pouncival," I say shortly, "Now would you kindly release my leg?"
He pouts and curls into a backwards somersault, tumbling into Coricopat. He, however, is too busy staring at me to notice the bundle of fur at his feet.
"Ohmigod, Ohmigod, Ohmigod! Admetus, be my mate," another cat appears from the midst of the group formed around me.
"Alonzo, you have a mate," I explain, forcing myself to keep my voice clean of any fear or surprise. They can smell fear. All of them. The black and white tom's ears fall and he bites his lips, looking away. I relax for a moment, glancing over to where Tugger is, still shaking his hip. I cringe and look back at the group of toms around me, noticing how close they all are.
"Everybody, take FIVE STEPS BACK!" I yell. The startled group jumps back, "Alright, good. I'm just going to..." I start to back away slowly, not taking any sudden movements, "Go over here and..." I reach the old couch and turn, "LEAVE," I call over my shoulder. With that, I break into a run, sprinting towards the exit of the Junkyard.
"AFTER HIM!!"
Fin.