This story is based on one of my doodles. Though the usage of pickup lines and fucking up but the other person is flattered is from a text post.

This is also in an AU where Z-one is known as Zon Yamashida (shout out to my homegirl, Ferren!) and he works under Yusei Fudo. Zon liked Yusei from afar and tries to get Yusei to like him. Commence cheesy one-liners and bad pickup lines.

Post-series, not so very far into the future.

Enjoy. [rips open popcorn for you]

"Hello? Is this thing on? Okay. Uhm... I am Zon Yamashida and this is day one. I just got the job in Neo Domino City! I got my dream job! I'm not really getting along so much ahahahahh... since it IS my first day here. But I'm lucky to get Yusei Fudo as my superior! My idol is my superior! I'm currently just one of the workers and if I do well I could be Yusei's assistant! I manage to rent one apartment for three people. I don't know why but I think it might come in handy when you both wanna visit me here. Tell your twin to learn how to socialize more, okay? End of log 1, Zon Yamashida to Johnny and Bruno Borrelli." Beep.

"Hi, Johnny and Bruno. It's Zon. I made a new friend over at lunch today. His name is Dave English. He prefers to be called Paradox. I don't know why he wants to be called that but may have something to do with his profession. But he's a really good friend! I befriended Placido Tenor too. He's usually grumpy but hey, at least I'm doing well. You don't really need to worry about me over on your Twitter. Well... My crush on Yusei is still strong. I don't think I can even look at his face without blushing. Oh well. If you got any tips on how to control yourself around people you like, DM me. Make sure Bruno doesn't try to kill himself by drinking WD-40. End of log 3, Zon Yamashida to Johnny and Bruno Borrelli." Beep.

"Hello, Bruno and Johnny. Zon again. Paradox and Placido moved into my place! Whoo! At least now there's a use for the two empty rooms. And according to Yusei, if I do well, I can get my own office! Finally I can my have my own privacy. No more 'Zoey' from the others! And, yes I do party once in a while but I usually try to not drink more than 1 and a half glass of beer. Learned it the hard way. Bruno, make sure Johnny doesn't hurt himself when he rides his D-Wheel... End of log 5, Zon Yamashida to the Borrelli twins." End of voice messages.

(Z-ONE's POV)

Hello, my name is Zon Yamashida. I work at Fortune, under Yusei Fudo's supervision. I have been admiring him since, the Dark Signer commotion. He is so courageous, brave, modest and he has such beautiful eyes, they're really pretty. And his lips...

Wait, where was I? Right. My work. It has been 3 months and I have been promoted as one of his assistants. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have done so well in my work. I wanted him to look at me and just admire me. I want to hold his hand and have long walks on the beach with him... I should stop making situations that have no chance of happening, I swear to God...

So anyways, I work night shift. Originally, I worked during the morning but Yusei wanted some company but no one would volunteer. I took the chance and now, here I am. It wasn't so bad at first but the sleep deprivation has gotten into me. I was once put off work to get enough sleep and I slept for 2 days straight. The sleep was nice though. Had a really nice dream of me and Yusei as a couple... Get out of my head, stupid thoughts. Not the right time.

Today, I finally got my own office room! Yaaaaaaaay. It used to belong to some guy who got transferred into another office. I think his last name was Yuki...? That's not very important now. Although, I would have to thank one of my friends, Paradox -not his real name-, for helping me to bring up the boxes full of my stuff into the room. I could finally get more privacy. Yeah... Privacy...

"Whew. Damn Zon, I know you are head-over-heels crazy over Yusei but I don't think you're supposed to do this." Paradox said as he set down the boxes and dusted his hands. "Besides, isn't he your superior? What if he sees this?" the blond man asked, voice full of concern.

"Relax, Para. I hide these things away under lock and key." Zon reassured. "It's not like he is going to run spot checks like at my old job."

"Well, I'm going to leave, got to finish some work that Placido gave me. See you at lunch, fangirl." Paradox teased before closing the door.

"Not a girl..." Zon mumbled. Ever since he got the job, people keep calling him 'Zoey' or 'Zahha' or some feminine-sounding name that starts with a 'Z' or even refer to him as a girl. Yusei does call him 'Zoey' if he doesn't do his work properly. Paradox tried to make him cut his hair but the brunet keeps avoiding the subject during lunch break. He likes his hair as it is.

After placing all of his things where they supposed to be, Zon walked over to the door, locked it and closed all of the shutters. He looked around to make sure there was no camera watching him. Well there was the CCTV but Zon made sure that Placido disabled the security cam for half an hour.

With a pounding heart, Zon sat down on the office chair unlocked the drawer that keeps all of his pictures of Yusei. He took out one that has his face that looked like he was in ecstasy. It turned the black-haired scientist on. He could feel his cock harden at the sight. 'If only I could do that to you...' Zon thought. The brunet unzipped his white work pants. Zon unbuttoned his robe a little and bit just to make it into a makeshift gag so no one, or even worse, Yusei, could hear him pleasing himself. He slid down his boxers, to free his dick.

He wrapped his right hand around his member, slowly pumping it. Zon shut his eyes, trying to imagine it was Yusei riding him hard. He bit the collar of this clothes harder, trying to muffle out his sounds of pleasure. 'Mmph! Yeah, you like that? Huh, Yusei?' he dirty-talked in his head. He has no courage to ever say that out loud. The brunet pumped his cock a little faster now. He was so close to his climax. He let go of his collar to pant and rest his head on the edge of the table. "Ah, Yuseiii~ Mmph~" Zon moaned and blushed at how dirty he is. His left hand mindlessly tried to find the box of tissues that he placed on the table. Zon manage to grab a few and cummed all over his hand. "Fuck... Hah..." the scientist panted. He cleaned up his mess as fast as possible and sprayed the room. He placed the picture back to where it is supposed to be.

The brunet looked at the wall clock that the previous guy didn't take. It was almost lunchtime. "Gotta go find Paradox and Placido now... before they decided to give me rancid food," Zon shuddered.

Boom I just slapped you in the face with a fap scene.

R&R is appreciated. (Don't worry, the next one will be just a lunchtime scene and stuff. Nothing NSFW. Yet. YET)