We're Fellowship-iacs,
We eat Lembas for our snacks,
So just sit back and relax
While Gimli gets his axe,
We're Fellowship-iacs!

Come and join the Frodo hobbit and the other hobbits too,
The ring hasn't corrupted him because his heart is true
Legolas is an elf dude, so what's that mean to you?
The ring will never rust, Boromir bit the dust,
And Gandalf's dancing too!

Because we're Fellowshipiacs!
We carry heavy old back packs,
Orthanc never cracks
No matter what Ents throw it back...
'Cause we're Fellowshippy- Mordor's pretty nippy- Fellowshipiacs!

So come and join the evil Saruman and evil Sauron too,
Because the evil wizard, he is always watching you!
He looked into his palantir (And then he sneezed- Achooo!)
Gollum wants the ring... this is why we sing,
We want a song that's new!

Because we're Fellowshipiacs,
Palantirs are really whacked,
'Cause Sauron he is back
So the dwarves are just orc snacks...
We're fellowshippy, Sauron has a kitty, Fellowshipiacs!