Bleach: a story by someone who has not seen it

by Kamisempai

I decided to try writing a story about something I know absolutely nothing about!

Bleach Fan-fic by T.Y

Recently I had the idea of writing fan-fiction about subjects that I know nothing about. This seemed like a funny idea to me so I set to work. This is my first attempt and seeing how I know nothing about Bleach I know I'm not going to get everything right so if you want an actual fan-fic based on the Bleach universe this is not for you, but if this idea suits you, give it a read. By the way, since I know nothing about the Bleach universe, I will be taking a lot of liberties. Also, I'll probably be screwing up the English language a lot just to make this even work.

NOTICE: This is for entertainment purposes only. If you are looking for a serious story, look somewhere else. (I suggest a different website or a book)

Chapter 1

One day Ichigo was at home taking a nap. He had a long night fighting demons with his magical sword from the ghost realm. "I'm exhausted!" Ichigo said to himself. Suddenly, a mecha burst through his roof! "I am a ghost mecha!" he said. I have taken your sister and you have to fight me in the ghost realm if you want her back!" "Oh nooooo!" Ichigo screamed with tears of sadness as he used his magical sword. "By the power of graysckull! I. Am. Ichigoooo!" he screamed and got teleported to the ghost realm. Once inside, Ichigo found himself face to face with the mecha ghost! Ichigo cut off his head with his magical sword, but the dead mecha ghost turned into Riko, the soul reaper! "Noooooooo!" Ichigo screamed but it was too late. She was dead. "I shall have my vengeance!" he screamed and leaped into action.

Ichigo spent the next 75 years looking for the real mecha ghost so he could get his vengeance. Finally he found the mecha ghost at an anime convention. The stuffed lion was also there. "Hi, stuffed lion." said Ichigo. "Can you help me kill the mecha ghost?" "Sure." said the stuffed lion and he jumped on the ghost and tried to claw his eyes out but it was no use because he was a ghost. Then the stuffed lion fell apart because he was very old. "Nooooooo!" Ichigo yelled. "All my friends are dead now!" and he took out a FRAG grenade and blew up the convention. "Nooooo!" The mecha ghost yelled. "That was my weakness!" and he was killed to death.

"Horray!" Ichigo said and then he died.