Kamina II - NOT-ENOUGH-JAK & DAXTER CROSSOVERS

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Dark Ranma

Light Ranma

thoughts

People talking

PEOPLE YELLING...AKA AKANE

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP! where the thoughts of Ranma Soatome, Unluckeyist man on the planet compared second only to Toma and holder of a gender curse, as he flew through the air for the 150,000 Time since the failed wedding (and I did not make that up, that's might be a decent estimate of the actual number) and he Kept flying...and flying...and flying.

What? Okay, Why isn't her actual fist this hard and yet her hammer can hit me all the way towards...wow...I Just circled the world thanks to akane's mallet...I Really need a Vacation. Ranma said as he hoped that ANYTHING would help him from those idiots (you better be glad I'm not writing a touhou crossover, since Yukari JUST MIGHT answer that...Ps, look for that sometime.).He However was stopped as he was sent into a glass tube in a lab being washed over by White,red,blue,green,and Black Fluids as the water was absorbed into his body and yet he wasn't changed from hit but then INMENSE pain came from the fluids as he got up screaming crashing into another glass tube holding what could only be described as a frozen lemer(Daxter...He's a Clone...Okay, frozen in Cyrogenetic sleep.)as the pain stopped and Ranma got up.

wha...What WAS That? Ranma Asked his voice changing into a darker one as He Remember what he was thinking about only to immediately start snarling in anger as dark energy started swarming around him. Also aroung this time the frozen lemur woke up and started rubbing his head in pain.

OW! ...Why did I ask Jak to freeze me again? oh, yeah because I wanted to live a NEW life outside of a sidekick role to Jak. The lemut said as he got up and looke to ranma only to starte panicking as he ran towards him.

AH! How did...(Sees the cracked tubes) OH NO! Listen man, whatever the hell, you pissed about, think something happy. I'll help with,uh,(Pulls out two helmets pulled together)Jak's memory helmet! He screamed as he attached the helmet to each other's heads as he went through his memories and stopped immedatly as he threw it away.

OKAY! SO, you don't have any good memories...AT ALL! He screamed creeped out at how I Was still Sane after all that. So, let's just...okay, you know what, Those basterd's may deserved it but just vent your anger around us in the training arena.

However, As he tried to push ranma into the training arena, he couldn't because of 1,ranma's pissed offness and 2, His Height and strengh.

As he looked towards the camera, he Chuckled nervously as he said,

This May Take A while Folks, Come back next time and I might fight something to get him back to normal BEFORE he goes Postal and Retard City Back there.

Fourth Wall Breaking fixes everything, you know.

Kamina II : Short,but Sweet