Star Wars: Episode Alpha

Revenge of the Yoda!

Yoda; Ah… good bath that was. Yeeeees.

Dark Yoda; (Jumps in front) BZZZZZZZZZZ Oh! Jedi Master Yoda, you are. BZZZZZ (lightsaber shuts off)

Yoda; Evil Twin, are you!

Yoda; Meheheheh. Wait- acting like Yoda, you are! Twin brother, you must be! Then- Sith, you MUST be!

Dark Yoda; No! Jedi Knight, am I!

Yoda; Sith!

Dark Yoda; Jedi!

Yoda; SITH!

Dark Yoda: Sith Lord, I used to be. But Jedi Knight I am, now. Converted, I have.

Yoda; No! Sith Lord you are!

Dark Yoda: Used to be, I was. But, my paycheck, Darth Sidius forgot.

Yoda; Understandable, that is. Meheheheh!

(In Background: A miniscule Jedi fights a giant Sith)

Both; Chuckles Size matters not!

Yoda; Jinx! A Soda, do you owe! Meheheheh!

Dark Yoda; Bu- Blast!

Yoda; Meheheheh. Wait- acting like Yoda, you are! Twin brother, you must be! Then- Sith, you MUST be!

Dark Yoda; No! Jedi Knight, am I!

Yoda; Sith!

Dark Yoda; Jedi!

Yoda; SITH!

Dark Yoda; Look! Sith Lord there is!

Yoda; A Sith Lord? Where he be?

Dark Yoda; (Pulls out gun) BANG

Yoda; AHHHHHKK!

Dark Yoda; Meheheheh! Slain my better half, I have. Now, drink his blood I shall! EH- (pokes body) Never mind. Skin too tough and hairy! But, Lightsaber will I take! Meheheheh!

Krazieevilmoron; (Walks in) Hey, this is Star Wars! You can't get any guns!

Dark Yoda; Erm… BANG

Krazieevilmoron; Ahhhhhhk!

Dark Yoda; Meheheheh-

Jedi Padawan; BZZZZZZZ (Lightsaber activates)

Dark Yoda; Ah! A Jedi Padawan, you are. Die, you must! For seen too much, you have.

Jedi Padawan; You've killed Master Yoda! And one of the producers! He was green and ugly and hairy, but he was still a Master! You must pay!

Dark Yoda; Stepped on Yoda, you have. Meheheheh.

Jedi Padawan; WHAT? Ah… (Kicks body into grass) Much better.

Dark Yoda; Meheheheh… Now- Dual, we must! BZZZZZZZZZ (lightsaber activates)

(Battle scene)

Dark Yoda; MEH! (hits Padawans' lightsaber out of his hand)

Jedi Padawan; Uh… (runs into grass and picks up a light-) haHA! BZZ-

Dark Yoda; A Lightbutter knife, it is! Meheheheh!

Jedi Padawan; No matter!

(Battle Scene)

Dark Yoda; A HA! (throws lightsaber) VMVMVMVMVMVMVMVMVMVMVMVM…etc

Jedi Padawan; That's a really long saber throw!

Dark Yoda; Meheheheh! Much force power, do I have. Helpful, it is.

VMVMVMVMVMVMVVMMMVMMVVTTTT! (Lightsaber returns, cutting through Dark Yoda and Jedi Padawans' armpit)

Dark Yoda; Ahhhhhhk! Too much force power, do I have.

Jedi Padawan; Umm… (Moves around to back of Dark Yoda and quietly stabs him in the back with a Lightbutter knife)

Dark Yoda; Ahhhhhhk! (Drops)

Jedi Padawan; (moves behind the corpse and picks up Lightsaber) I win! (raises arms) Ill just leave now. (Walks over to hill) (Trips over rock and falls over whats really a cliff!) I should have my own theme son- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggghhhhhhkkkkkkk...

Mysterious Voice: Meheheheh!