Title: "No One Perfect is Left"
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Kira, Kuukaku
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.

"I met a nice boy in Osaka."

"I met a nice girl in North 45."

Kira and Kuukaku sipped their sake.

"He's an accreditor and Christian community leader, with a cat."

"She's a firefighter and water kidou mater, with a turtle."

Kira and Kuukaku sighed and leaned back.

"He travels a lot and lives with his elderly parents."

"She takes bloody revenge on those who offend her and keeps her Hollow brother on a leash in her backyard."

Kira and Kuukaku took another slow drink of sake, contemplating Kira's boyfriend and Kuukaku's girlfriend, and went to sleep on the mats.