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Yes, I'm finally getting all those requests done!

This is a request for Tammie, sorry for being super late, school and what-not. So, here is your request, hope you enjoy it, and who-ever else is reading this, I also hope you enjoy reading this.

Let me start.

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Title: The Fair Is Where A Pair Go

"I'm feeling horrible…"

Daffy held the phone to his ear, sitting calmly in his rolling chair as his eyes glanced away from the papers that were smeared all around his desk, listening closely to the words the young duck said on the other line. Daffy was in his classroom, taking a call from Plucky Duck, nodding silently to himself, thinking over the words that he had said.

"…Are you sure you can't come today, Plucky?"

"If ya' want me to throw up in your office, then I'll come…"

"No, no… It ain't that important for you to come today anyway, we were just going to review over the mallet section in the book, just the classics."

'The classics that you'll need to review over if you want to make it in this big, scary world, Plucky…'

He kept his thought to himself, listening closely to the background sounds as he thought he heard a female giggle, raising an eyeridge to himself, keeping silent.

"Aww… Thanks Daff, I'll be back tomorrow…"

A loud, heart-taking cough left Plucky on the other end of the line.

"…Or when I finally get better. Have a nice day, Mr. D."

On the other end of the line, Plucky had hung up, leaving Daffy sitting there, slowly hanging up the phone back onto its charger. His light brown eyes glanced around the room that surrounded him, almost frowning at the sight that filled his eye sight, wishing for something else in his heart. Being a professor for the young toons was hard, very hard…

Holy mother of pearl… If someone had asked him 18-years ago if he predicted that his future was going to be filled with hard decisions, self-sacrificing actions, long teaching days, and painful back aches he would have thrown a pie at their face. Now though, now he was filled with days like that every day…

Daffy grimaced to himself, rather ashamed of himself for what he was thinking of.

Teaching these young ones were great, fantastic, he always learned something new every day, not including that being with them taught him how to get along with people better. The duck was actually doing something worth wild in his life, instead of just doing crazy bombs tactics and other violent actions that would kill a normal being. It was just, gosh… It always seemed like no matter how important things were, he would just be blown off by some stupid kid.

And Plucky was now doing things like that…

The green feathered duck was only 17-years-old, but he had changed much sense those young, duckling years of his. He still wore a white tank-top, but the top was now underneath a leather jacket, the tank-top always tight enough to show the pack of abs that he had now gained. His green, feathered hair had grown out; Plucky now had shoulder-length hair, almost having that Elvis hair with a lock of hair in his face, so to say. And don't get Daffy started on those stupid dark blue, ripped, baggy pants he always wore…

"You look deep in thought, doc…"

"Shouldn't you be teaching Buster and the other girls how to dress like a real woman?"

The duck looked towards the entrance of his classroom, staring into the eyes of his enemy, but closest friend, as he held a soft smile on his face, not spiting once in his sentence. When it was just toons he didn't really need to spit at every word in his sentence, to him actually; it was kind of weird to do that spitting thing when he even needed to.

Bugs Bunny, the one and only favorite toon of all, closed the door behind him as he swayed his hips towards Daffy, holding the seductive smile on his furry features. When the rabbit had reached over to Daffy's desk, he sat upon the corner of the wooden object, making kissy faces at him.

"Aw, shucks! I never knew ya' thought of me in that way, Daffy! If I knew before hand that you thought I was a real woman, I would have kissed you before I married Lola!"

"Bugs, you kissed me before you married Lola countless times, and even after you married her, ya' still kissed me!"

"Are you complaining about my kissing?"

"Of course not, Bugs."

The two smiled towards each other, Bugs sitting calmly upon the duck's desk as his eyes were scanning the papers that were smeared all over his desk, frowning slightly.

"I let the girls and Buster go for today, all of them are doing just fantastic, and they haven't even skipped school for one hour, let alone a day… So, I just let them pop it today and told them that I would still them 'here' on the attendance sheet."

"I wish I could do that for all my students…"

Bugs sighed, eyes looking back at Daffy with a full frown on his features now.

"I only did it for the Buster and girls, they aren't failing and haven't even missed one day, and Buster and the girls really wanted to go to the fair today…"

"How do you keep pretending, Bugs?"

"Pretending what, doc?"

"That you aren't Buster and Babs' father, all of the others are snapping about this situation. Porky never looks Hamton in the eyes but still shows the boy how to speak to others calmly without stuttering… Pepe Le Fume always watches over Fifi's back to watch those boys closely… Sylvester always freaks out about Furball with that cherry red mustang of his…"

His word stopped down, sighing softly as his eyes turned away from his rabbit companion, staring out the window. The sky was filled with storming clouds, it looked like it was going to pour today, what he mainly noticed about the sky was that it matched the duck's heart.

"Tasmanian Devil always slips a twnety dollar bill for lunch in Dizzy's jock jacket when the kid ain't looking… Tweety always leaves re-checks Sweetie's papers to make sure all the answers are right… Wile E. always leaves blue prints for certain devices on Calamity's desk… Road Runner always shows Beeper ways to out run those devices that Calamity tries to defeat him with…"

The brown eyes looked back towards the crystal blue eyes, letting a rugged, loud sigh escape his beak as Daffy held a serious face on his features.

"And you… You do everything in your power for Buster and Babs, everything, even if it meant giving your own life up. Yet here you are, after everything you have done for them, only calling them your 'students', never your 'son' or 'daughter'."

Bugs stared at him, long and hard, as though he was reading each and every one of Daffy's thoughts in those brown eyes. The rabbit looked towards the window where Daffy was looking at earlier, his eyes staying on the sky, a serious face on his own features.

"Daffy, of course I do everything for them, their my kids … Their my babies… You know we can't tell them that we're their real parents though, it would ruin everything, you know that it would be a danger if others found out that we're their real parents…"

"I know…"

"…How's Plucky doing, Daffy?"

"Horrible. The boy has a 'C' in my class, he's riding that stupid motorcycle all the time like a wild loonatic, that death machine of his… Don't get me started on those stupid clothes of his, bah! That stupid leather jacket, those stupid baggy pants he wears… And today he's hacking and coughing up a truck, he's sick, and he probably became sick from riding that stupid death machine out in the stupid rain…"

"I heard Shirley and him started dating."

"Yeah, I know that he's dating that bitch."

The rabbit let his mouth fall open, falling until his lower jaw landed on the desk that he sat upon, staring at Daffy with complete shock, eyes popping out of his sockets.

"Daffy! You just called your own student a bitch!"

"She is a bitch, Bugs. A retarded bitch at that, she doesn't even know the difference from a mallet and a piano. Hell; if I dropped a piano on her, she still wouldn't know the difference."

"You shouldn't talk that way about your son's girlfriend."

"I can talk anyway I want to about his stupid girlfriend."

The duck lisped his last sentence out, hands going over his beak as he closed his mouth, tightly, knowing that Bugs would know by his lisp that he was pissed. The rabbit looked at his best friend, raising an eyeridge until a grin formed upon his features, opening his mouth to talk.

"Let's go to the fair."

"…Huh?"

"The fair, you stupid duck, it'll be just our luck."

"What the fuck?"

"No, 'luck', you silly duck."

Daffy smirked, knowing when Bugs rhymed his words, he would be made to do something that he didn't, but secretly did, want to do.

"Why the fair, rabbit with a stupid habit?"

"Because Daffy, the fair has a lot of taffy. Along with the fact that it'll give us something to do, this your free, planning period, the last period of the school day, then all the kids and teachers get out. We can call the others now, ask them if they want to come, make it an adult, fun fair day. We all need it, and besides, the fair only comes once a year."

"…Fine, let me finishing filing these papers and I'll get ready."

"Here, my papers are already done, so let me help you."

The rabbit pushed himself off the desk, hands gliding over the papers and the duck did the same, trying to file quickly so they could go to the fair.

Even if the fair had dandy candy, Daffy wasn't going to be so dandy about what he was about to see…

…TBC…

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Alright, that's it for now.

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