This is a very short fic that randomly came to me today. No idea how, it just did.
Elevator Music
The Fullmetal Alchemist and the Flame Alchemist stood side by side, not saying a word. It was so silent, they could hear Riza shooting people at the other side of Central. Yes, the other side of Central. The only sound was soft music coming out of the speakers overhead.
"I like this song," Roy interrupted the silence. "What's the name of it?"
"We're in an elevator. It's called elevator music."
"Well, it has a good beat to it." Roy started tapping his foot.
"No it doesn't, it's elevator music. It's blah and boring."
"No, it's not. I like it." Roy started nodding his head to the slow music.
"Have you gone crazy Roy? Not that you were ever sane." Ed turned to the man standing beside him.
"No, I haven't, honestly. It's just a really good song." Roy started snapping his fingers. Unfortunately for them both, Roy had forgotten to take off his glove.
"Mustang!" Ed screamed at the Colonel, standing, almost drowning (since he's so short) in ashes. The elevator had burned around them, but miraculously they were not hurt. And it was a good thing they were already on the first floor.
"Ha, sorry Ed," Roy said, the soft elevator music somehow still playing overhead.
THE END