This was a story that I had made up long ago. I kinda forgot how it went so its mainly improvising. Its about 3 girls-- 1 sane,1 half/sane half/insane, and 1 insane-chaotic-yet friendly. Yeah it gets quite romantic later on...anyways... sorta... and again, I warn you, my writing is kinda 'random' and there probably will be a lot of OOC-ness - please bear with me!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach in anyway, if I did, why would I write this?
NOTE: These are Japanese words that I will use commonly, so just so I don't get people confused, here's my vocab list:
Hai: Yes
No: Iie
Taichou: Captain
Fukutaichou: Lieutenant/Vice-Captain (I will be using Lieutenant, just cuz of preference)
Zanpakutou: "Soul Cutter" the weapon all Shinigami use
Shinigami: "Soul Reaper" Death God AKA practically everyone in Bleach
Seireitei: the place where all the shinigami reside
Rukongai: the poorer regions of Soul Society - 'normal' souls reside here
Gotei 13: The Court of 13 Squads/Divisions
Gigai - fake body (the body that shinigami use when they need to recover or under special missions)
Konpaku - Mod Souls
Shunpo: "Flash step"
---bantai: ... Division (or Squad but for my story I will use Division)
[Ichibantai - 1st Division; Nibantai - 2nd Division; Sanbantai - 3rd Division; Yonbantai - 4th Division; Gobantai - 5th Division; Rokubantai - 6th Division; Nanabantai - 7th Division; Hachibantai - 8th Division; Kuubantai - 9th Division; Juubantai - 10th Division; Juuichibantai - 11th Division; Juunibantai - 12th Division; Juusanbantai - 13th Division] (start learning your numbers)
Shihakushou: Shinigami's uniform
(If there are any other words that are leaving you confused, message me and I'll add on to the vocab list - and tell you what it means!)
Here's a quick overview of the characters:
Kurai, Mika: Hyper-active—half sane, half insane, doodles whenever she wants, wherever she wants with a permanent marker
Zanpakutou: Bakufu; Ice/Water Type, Spirit: Bat
Family: None
Appearance:
Hair: Long blonde hair (waist-length) with long bangs framing her face, tied into a low ponytail when fighting, left down in everyday life
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'2"
Shinboku, Tori: Hyper, loves sugar
Zanpakutou: Hitofuki; Wind Type, Spirit: Chimera
Family: None
Appearance:
Hair: Shoulder-length dark hair, straight bangs sitting above her eyes - never tied up
Eyes: Brown
Height: 4'11"
Tsukiyomi, Rina: Completely sane...at times..., insomniac
Zanpakutou: Hanabi; Fire Type, Spirit: 5-tailed Wolf
Family: None
Appearance:
Hair: Shoulder-length black hair, long side bangs brushed to the right of face (sometimes concealing her right eye)
Eyes: Dark brown
Height: 5' 3"
It was 6 am in Seireitei, the sun had barely risen and normally anybody would be sleeping but it wasn't so for one person. In a small residential area of Seireitei, lived three girls - all of them were members of Division 13 and were widely known for the havoc they created. Tsukiyomi Rina, Shinboku Tori and Kurai Mika - practically everyone in the Gotei 13 knew who they were. Tsukiyomi Rina was the poor soul that had to get up and prepare breakfast for her two other roommates, clean the house, then clean up after her friends. She was like the mother-figure of the group.
"I smell pancakes!!" Tori yelled and ran. She was so excited she forgot to open the door so she slammed into the door. Mika woke up from the impact.
"Cookie…" Was all she could say. Both girls got out and went to the kitchen. Exactly 5 minutes later, they were done and getting ready to go to work. All 3 girls managed to get to the 13th Division only to be introduced to...work. Mika and Tori had no intention of doing work. Tori started to flick paperclips across the room, Mika started doodling on her desk in PERMANENT marker. Ukitake walked in to see: a paperclip flicking child, someone vandalizing her desk, and a really tired girl. He walked out of the room, blinked twice then walked back in. He wasn't dreaming, 13th Division was a mess.
"Tori stop flicking paperclips!" He yelled to her.
"Huh? Oh… HIYA UKI-KUN!" She looked up momentarily and waved before resuming her activities.
"…U-Uki-kun?" he asked his eye twitching slightly from the informality.
"YUP!" she replied and continued on. He sighed, nothing could get to her.
"Mika stop doodling on your desk!!!" He yelled at her. She looked up for a second and then continued; her desk was already covered in black so she continued her work of art onto the floor. He walked over to the half-dead shinigami that was actually doing work. "Maybe you should go home if you're that tired." He suggested.
"…Ok…" She yawned, and then walked out.
"HEY HOW COME RINA CAN LEAVE BUT WE HAVE TO WORK?!" Tori whined.
"Cuz she was doing work!!! Unlike you two!!" He retorted as he tried to dodge the massive paperclip army that Tori was flicking at him.
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Rina didn't know how many walls she had walked into on the way back home. She was half-awake so her sense of direction was terrible. She was also an insomniac so sleep was hard to get for her, and she also had to get up early. In total she had about 6 hours of sleep each day. She nearly walked into 3rd Division's captain, Ichimaru Gin.
"Oh? Looks like yer' sleepy! Wan' me to walk ya back?" He asked
"Huh… oh no thanks, Ichimaru-taichou, I'm capable of walking back on my own." She answered then staggered her way back.
"Oh well!" he shrugged and continued walking down the hall, his grin as wide as ever.
After many hours of complaining, whining and paperclip flicking, the two girls' day was done. They walked back to their apartment, and then realized—none of them had their key. They started to pound on their door hoping their friend would open. Unfortunately for them, Rina was in a deep sleep and couldn't hear the ruckus. So the two unfortunate friends spent the night outside.
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Rina woke up to pounding on the door, she groaned."Mika, Tori! Can you get the door?!" She asked burying her head under her pillow.
"Haha, very funny!" Both girls answered sarcastically and very loudly as their voices were heard through the door.
"Oh sh-t!" She welcomed the girls in; they were grumpy cold, hungry and tired. They changed their clothes and sat on the couch while Rina gave them hot chocolate.
"Thanks for leaving us outside in the cold last night!" Mika grumbled.
"It was raining too!" Tori joined in.
"Well soo-rry! Mika you love the rain! If you didn't want it to hit you, you should've used your zanpakutou! And Tori you could've just changed the wind's direction so the rain didn't hit you!" Rina said to the wide-eyed girls who'd just realized they could've done that. "I'll tell Ukitake you guys aren't coming in today." She said then left.
"…I'M HUNGRY!!! MIKA FEED ME!!!" Tori commanded her friend.
"What?! I dunno how to cook though!!" She yelled back, truthfully she didn't want to do work at all.
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"It's really quiet in here" Renji remarked when he arrived at 13th Division's office.
"I know" Rina said to him not looking up.
"…Where's Mika?" Renji asked.
"Why?"
"I wanna know."
"She's not here."
"I know that!!"
"Really?" she mocked.
"Why you--!!! Seriously, where is she?!" She got up from her desk and walked over to him.
"Turn around" She said.
"Why?"
"Cuz she's right behind you dummy!" He turned around to meet the wall not Mika. He felt pressure on his back, then felt the cold hard wall on his face. He had just been kicked out—literally. A few minutes later, Hitsugaya Toshiro arrived at the division.
"Hey, Tsukiyomi, where's Shinboku?"
"Why do you wanna know?"
"Cuz I'm trying to get Matsumoto to do actual work, and she'll only do it if Tori is there. I dunno why but she just does."
"She ain't here" she replied to the eager Hitsugaya looking around for her.
"Well… if she shows up, tell her I need her help."
"The young genius needs an idiot's help? That's a first." He glared at her then left. 'Geez I didn't know my two friends actually made contact with the other divisions' She thought to herself. During her lunch break she went back to her apartment to see how her two friends were coping. It was a complete disaster, the table was turned over, doodles on the wall, dishwasher filled with way too much soap, the couch somehow flipped over, and in the middle was her two friends taking a nap. "YOU MORONS!!! GET UP!!!" She yelled at her friends who suddenly awoke and saluted her. "What happened here?" She asked.
"Uh… pillow fight?" Tori answered cautiously.
"A pillow fight involves a couch flipped over?"
"It's a fort!!" Mika yelled in their defense pointing at its fort-y ness. Rina sighed; she made the biggest mistake of her life—leaving two people with the house to themselves.
"Well get some lunch…oh by the way Mika, Renji was looking for you and Tori, Hitsugaya-kun was looking for you" Both girls blushed a bright pink when they heard the news. Rina smirked at her friends then left, hoping the apartment would be somewhat cleaner when she returned in the evening.
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6th Division had a visitor later that day. Renji looked up and it was Rina.
"What do you want?" He grumbled.
"Oh nothing, just wanted to know what you wanted with Mika that's all!" She smiled innocently, teetering on her toes as she looked around the incredibly clean and neat division. Renji shot her a look of confusion at her strange actions.
"Uh…it's kinda personal, so I'll give the message to her myself." He blushed slightly when he said that. Rina giggled at his embarrassment.
"Ok… I'll tell Mika that" She shunpoed out of his sight before any objects made contact with her. Renji growled slightly as the iron paperweight he threw made contact with the wall instead of the female shinigami. A tiny crater was left on the wall as the paperweight fell onto the floor with a loud 'thump'. He was going to be in a lot of trouble with his captain when he returned.
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The apartment was the one thing that Rina had dreaded to see. She slowly opened the door and saw…everything spotless! The table was sparkling, the kitchen was organized, and everything was cleaned. If anyone turned on a light, they would be blinded by its sparkliness.
"Um… is it okay?" Tori asked slightly worried of what the outcome would be. All she could do was nod; it was as if her friends had finally gotten some sense into them.
"Uh… what's with the French maid outfits?" She suddenly asked. Her two friends were dressed up and had feather dusters in their hands.
"Oh this? Just adding some feeling into it!" Mika said and continued dusting.
"Ok you guys can stop now ya know!" Rina said giving her friends a hug.
"GOOD!!! MAN I HATE CLEANING!!" Tori yelled and threw her feather duster out and open window.
"Oh Mika?"
"Yeah…"
"Renji wants to talk to ya!" She winked at her friend who was blushing 7 different shades of red.
The next day was somewhat normal. Someone knocked at the door, for some reason Mika was already up. She opened the door and right there was…
"REN-REN!!!!" She exclaimed happily then glomping her friend.
"…Ren-Ren?" He asked confused.
"Yeah! It's your new nickname!!" she yelled enthusiastically to the confused red-head.
"Guh… what's going on here?" Rina asked tiredly as she walked to the entrance of her home. She saw Renji and turned on her heel back to her room.
"…I forgot what I came here for so I guess I'll tell ya later." He left. Mika wasn't gonna give up, she started 'stalking' her friend. She was always about a meter away from him. People were wondering what she was doing. She was jumping behind walls and carts, crawling on all fours stealthily, scaling walls and so on. She never lost sight of him. Renji on the other hand, had the feeling someone was following him. He turned around cautiously but saw no one. Suddenly someone jumped onto his back as if he was giving them a piggyback ride.
"Hiya!" Mika said bending down so Renji saw an upside-down version of Mika.
"…Mika…"
"Yeah?"
"You do know you're still in your PJ's right?" He asked her monotonously as she continued to smile back at him.
"And why not?" she asked with pride of being in her pajamas. It was like she was like saying "Screw you world, I decide what I wanna do; RULES ARE FOR BIMBOS!!"
He sighed and continued walking while his pursuer kept playing hide and seek with him. She continued to keep away from Renji even though she was already in the 6th Division's HQ. Renji became irritated with the girl; he started to run around in circles to throw her off. But Mika kept following him, staying behind him at all times. Byakuya caught Renji running around in circles and approached the two.
"What are you two doing?" He asked them sternly. It was early in the morning and to see something like this was a sign the day wouldn't go well.
"Oh hiya Byaku!!" He narrowed his eyes at the girl who had just called him informally. "I'm just being Ren-Ren's shadow today!" Renji twitched at his nickname. Byakuya smirked at his lieutenant's name trying his best not to laugh. "See!!! Byaku likes it!!!" Mika told Renji. Byakuya's face instantly changed to match his personality--strict and... well badass really.
"Go back to work!" He ordered her.
"Aye-Aye Captain!!" She saluted, and then ran back to her division.
Mika came crashing through the doors with a loud 'boom'. Ukitake saw her and dropped whatever he was holding.
"Kurai! Why are you in your PJ's?!!!" He asked her in shock.
"I thought you liked duckies!!" She said her pj's had little chibi ducks all over them. Tori was laughing her head off at her friend making their captain want to jump out the window.
"Go back home and put on your uniform!" He pointed at the door.
"Aww… but I like duckies!!!" She whined sitting on the floor with her arms folded defiantly.
"Mika, go back and change…" Rina said boredly.
"OKAY!!" She gladly went out when her friend told her to. Ukitake looked down at her and wondered what he had done wrong. Later when Mika returned, properly dressed, Ukitake said that he had a mission for the three. It was to exterminate hollows that were constantly terrorizing a city.
"Just 5?" Rina asked, sounding as though she was hoping for more.
"Don't get too cocky, Tsukiyomi… the last thing we want to happen to you is to become like Abarai-kun!" He said to her.
"HEY I HEARD THAT!!!" He yelled. He was fuming at the door; he came in hearing the last part. He was suddenly glomped by Mika... again.
"Ren-Ren you came to see me!!" She exclaimed happily.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! AND I WAS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!!" He yelled at her frustrated.
"So you came here?" She asked.
"HELL YEAH!!" He nearly shouted with a 'what-did-you-think?' look on his face.
"Hey!" She yelled out pouting at him. Rina sighed at her friend that was bickering with another, she looked at Tori, she was nibbling on a piece of watermelon.
"You guys argue more than a married couple ya know." She pointed out at the couple in front of her. They shot her death glares which frightened her. "Joking!!" She said quickly.
"Yeah it's true but…" Tori started. "Rina you have a thing for Byakuya so don't get started on Mika" She nearly spat out the tea that she was drinking. Ukitake decided to leave; the girl talk was WAY too much for him. Renji and Mika were laughing their heads off saying that it was true. She threw her teacup at Tori and grabbed her zanpakutou, pointing it at Renji and Mika. They started running out screaming their heads off.
"WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!"
Tori was rubbing her head from the cup, she peered in the cup to see if there was any tea left. She sighed when there wasn't.
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The duo were running fast and decided to take refuge in 6th Division's HQ. Unfortunately for them they didn't need to run all the way there, Rina had stopped chasing them at 10th Division. Byakuya stared at the two hiding behind the couch, occasionally peering over top cautiously; he didn't bother to ask them what they were doing. It was a whole hour until they realized that she wasn't going to kill them.
"Why do I feel like I'm an idiot?" Renji asked himself.
"Because you are" Byakuya answered.
"HEY!" He yelled out offended. "I-I mean..." He stammered when his captain shot him one of his trademark glares instantly reminding him of who he was shouting at.
Mika giggled at this, but stopped when he glared at her. The next thing she knew she was in a middle of a tickle fight. Byakuya couldn't take it any longer; he left and went to get Rina to stop the idiots. He walked down, and opened the door and requested Rina. Tori gave an 'oooOOOOoooo' which earned her a bump on the head.
"I have two idiots in my office, one of them is yours… get her away from there…" He got to the point quick; she sighed and wondered what the hell they were doing. The tickle fight had turned into a pillow fight. Who knew there were pillows in Byakuya's office? It was a complete war zone -- feathers were fluttering everywhere, the couches were turned over for barriers and forts, and the paperwork was lying around anywhere away from the desk.
"Are you two lovers done yet?" She asked. The two turned around to see two paranoid shinigami.
"1) We're friends NOT lovers 2) No we're not done! And 3) I always knew you had a thing for Byaku!!" Mika pointed out.
"…MIKA…" Rina said through gritted teeth.
"Yeah…" she asked cautiously, she knew she went over the line.
"There's Febreze behind ya!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed and ran out the door.
"…Febreze?" Renji asked confused.
"It's a long story, ever want her gone—just threaten her with Febreze." She advised then walked out.
"You're gonna clean up this mess, Abarai!" Byakuya told him and then left.
"DAMMIT" He frowned, scratched his head looked around seeing nothing but mess. Where was he going to start?