A/N: So I haven't had a lot of time to do much of anything on here. I was editing something of my own AND someone else's, but haven't had the time to continue either project lately. But I had a few minutes to sit down and write something short and funny. So I did :D


The crowd went wild as he stepped into the arena, a grin plastered on his face. He pulled the edge of his hat around to the back of his head, reared his hand back and threw one of the red and white capsules as far as he could.

He watched as his opponent did the same. Their capsule revealed a large flower creature, with a purplish-black body and huge red petals. "Vileplume!" It cried.

Heh, he thought, no match for Charizard...

"PSYYYYYDUCK!"

He wasn't surprised. Dismayed, and confused, but certainly not surprised. It had happened too many times to shock him. But he did wonder one thing, and he wondered it aloud:

"...How does he even get out of Misty's bag?"