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I was rather… Disgusted at the fact that we saw Freakazette maybe once in the two seasons of Freakazoid.

Not trying to bring you down, 'Bostitchfoxy', and no, I do not understand what her username stands for, so don't ask me. Anyway, I'm not trying to ditch the request that you asked me, but I had to look up information on the show 'Freakazoid', and let me say, a romance between Freakazoid and Freakazette is… Going to be strange sense we do not know who Freakazette was.

And I'm the kind of person to believe that Stephanie is too much of a… Ahem, whinny bitch to be a hero, she's like Mary Jane, all she does is scream and kiss the hero after he saves her, almost losing his life in the process, that's all.

So, this… Yes, this is my version of Freakazette, and if you don't like it, then do not read it.

Let me start.

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Title: I Like Swooshing Sounds

Saving people in Washington sucked; it sucked as bad as not being allowed to use the computer, or worse…

Poo gas.

The female grunted, pushing herself up off the concrete ground as her lovely shade of blue arms had blood trickling down from the shoulder down to the tips of her fingers. Her emerald eyes caught sight of the object being thrown in her direction, quickly running away from the spot in internet-fast speed as the cherry red, ripped off car door missed her by a least a mile by her speed.

That tail of a 15-foot snake whipped out from the side of the building, wrapping its enormous tail around her thin, beautiful body, squeezing her within his grasp. The scream of pain left her lovely blue lips, flexing her arms as the snake only wrapped around her even tighter and tighter, making it harder for her to breath.

"Sssshouldn't you be some-where else tonight, Freakazoid?"

The woman stood tall and high upon the building, staring at the girl being strangled as the female gave her a snarl, flexing her muscles again. Cobra Queen held the evil smirk on her face, the blue male by her side raised an eyebrow, the confused look upon his features as his eyes scanned her up and down. Finally, his eyes stopped at the thin form of the woman, noticing her rather large chest and blonde hair that stood up in a strange, but lovely, manner.

"My love, I do not believe that this figure is Freakazoid, for this is a female with intelligence that can be seen, not like our other foe who can not even tell a cat from a dog. That reason, and other certain features of her body form are unlike our male companion…"

The blue female raised an amused eyebrow, noticing that the man in front of her, named Cave Man, spoke with such intelligence that she could almost believe that he was one of her teachers at the high school.

"Oh, really? Well; I haven't gotten those Japanese lanterns that Freakazoid talked about and the city lights out here are blinding me. My full apologizes, honey."

"It's alright, love. We all make mistakes, and this is a mistake that was finally made anyway, she stood in our way. I do wonder though, if you are not our male foe named Freakazoid, then who are?"

Those emerald eyes of hers stared back into his own eyes, smirking slightly as her light blonde hair fizzed up a bit more, electrical forces forming on her finger-tips.

"My name is Freakazette, and I'm here to stop you from doing harm."

Cave Man raised an eyebrow, smirking slightly himself at her comment.

"Really, my dear?"

"Yes."

That's when Cobra Queen raised her hand up, clasping it into a fist as Freakazette's eyes had caught sight of her action.

"Then kill her, my little pet."

With those words, the snake tightened it grips, the female within its grasp let another cry leave her lips, finger-tips trying to reach a spot to touch the snake with the electricity that was growing inside her. Her arms were being held tightly, her chest losing more and more air as she was losing blood to her legs, having no power to try to kick the beast holding her.

She let another cry leave her lips, watching in disgust and shame as the two villains laughed, mocking her strength at this point.

…

(Across town, at the fair that was being held that week)

…

Saving people in Washington was fantastic!

Freakazoid, who was really 18-year-old Dexter Douglas, grinned as another girl passed him and blew him a kiss, wishing he could place his lips against the other girl's lips. He was dating Stephanie though, who was gossiping and flirting with guys about the fact that she was dating Freakazoid, trying to impress them.

Stephanie was pretty, really cute, but man… Sometimes she was always …

Er…

Her annoying self.

"Ohh!"

Trailing away from the girl that was still gossiping about her date, his eyes caught sight of a bear on a unicycle, grinning madly at the scene before him. Now, Freakazoid was a wonderful hero, loving and caring, but he had the attention span of a squirrel.

"Freakazoid! You left me, just as Brad was going to say something about you and me!"

"Don't you mean just you…"

The words were muttered under his breath, walking away from the bear and the female who looked awfully sad, eyes looking up at the sky above his head. All the stars that he wanted to see, but couldn't see because of the pollution in the sky, only seeing one star that was hanging above the other side of town, not even above his own head.

The star was like a sign, telling him to fallow the star, taunting him to fallow the object in the sky for he might find something that he truly wants. Maybe like a bear on a unicycle, or something to get rid of the smell of poo gas, or… Or maybe…

Maybe a girl that would know him from the heart, not just Freakazoid, but also Dexter.

That she would be funny and cool, and sure as hell wouldn't need him as a popularity item, but as a love interest. That she would understand his nerdy jokes when he was Dexter, but could handle his attention span when he was Freakazoid. She could stand up for herself, but would also need his help at certain times.

And when they would kiss, there would not just be heat, but also such love in them tha…

He snapped back into reality as the thin female punched him in the arm, not hurting him in anyway, just bringing him back into the real world, making him lose all the happiness that his thoughts held.

That's when his excellent hearing heard the sound of the cry of a female, a desperate cry of need as he grinned, turning his head around to merely glance at Stephanie and the crowd around her.

"I have to go, Stephanie, someone needs me."

With that, he lifted his arm out in front of himself, making swooshing sounds as he ran away from the cheering crowd, grimacing slightly at the last words he heard some of the girls whispering to other girls.

"…That Freakazoid is a total hunk…"

"Yeah, but there are days when I believe Stephanie is too good for him."

"Please, he's too good for her; he's just a bit wild. That man just needs a supergirl, not a normal girl."

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(Back at the other end of town)

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"Arrgh! Let… Go!"

"That reptile can not let go of you until you are dead, and of course, he must eat you for dessert."

Freakazette snarled towards him, the sarcasm could be heard easily through his words, the words slipping from him as though it was fine wine. Being raised higher-up by the snake's tail, the palms of her hands pointed up towards the tail that was wrapped around her, getting into contact with his scales. Sending bolts of electricity through his large body, the snake gave off a growl, unwrapping its tail off her body.

The next problem was hitting the concrete ground that laid below her, not having enough strength to even be ready for the force that was about to hit her.

"Don't worry, I'll save you!"

In a matter of moments she was in a pair of dark blue, muscular arms, a male grinning down towards her, winking. Tight, scarlet clothing was upon his body, her eyes catching sight of the sigh on his chest and the lighting bolt in his hair.

The same lightening bolt that she had.

"That was close, miss. Do not worry though, when there's a villain, Freak…"

His words stopped in mid-sentence, eyes finally looking at the female in his arms, almost dropping her in complete shock. She was him… Well; she would be a very hot, sexy female him if he was female, which he wasn't. But… By micro-chips… She had the same lightening bolt, almost the same skin color, except her skin was a lovely shade of blue while his was dark blue, and they even had the same sign on their chest.

"…-Azette will be there to help the innocent."

"…Freakazette…?"

"Yeah."

With a rather annoyed sigh, her small, thin hands pushed against his chest, letting his arms drop to his side like a little child as she stood up straight, emerald eyes glancing back at him. She raised an eyebrow, the male raising an eyebrow back as they stared at each other, long and hard, trying to read each other's thoughts.

"Freakazoid!"

Before she could even say a word, the blue male had wrapped his arms and ran into the middle of the road, the tail of the snake crashing down against the spot where they once stood. As the copper scale tail lifted off the ground, the concrete ground was there no more, only in bits and pieces. Even after Freakazoid had stopped running, even after the attack was done with, he still kept his arms around her, as though he was never going to let her go.

"I did not know that you had a girlfriend! Oh, and I can already tell that she's an intelligent female being, but if I may ask, how did you get a female as intelligent as her?"

"Because, I'm smart myself! If I wasn't, I couldn't do this!"

He placed his index finger between his lips, placing with his lips as me made loud, annoying noises with those movements. The two upon the building high merely stared, raising an eyeridge as the blue female by his side let the giggle escape her lips, confused by his actions. The giggles stopped in a sudden moment when the serpent snapped its tail back towards their bodies, pulling Freakazoid and Freakazette in its grasp.

The male gave off a startled cry, while the lovely shade of blue female let the cry of pain escape her lips, the wound on her shoulder ripping back open. Both freaks were back to back, the blood from her shoulder starting to pool a bit before rolling down her arm.

The corner of his eye caught something, Freakazoid trying to turn his head towards the red sight, the scent of blood catching him off guard. With his head turned around all the way it could go, his eyes caught sight of her mouth wide open, trying to let a cry out when her lungs were being crushed, blood rushing down her arm, getting onto her super outfit.

After that everything was blur, all he knew was that his fingers were glowing brightly, he must have touched the snake, then… Then he fell to the road, that girl on top of him, oh man… Freakazoid, or rather Dexter, wished he could remember the look on her face, those kissable lips screaming out his name, his super-hero name that is… Cobra Queen and Cave Guy must of ran-away, their snake fallowing, weakly, behind them. Before everything blacked out, he heard Mike's voice, calling out his name, Stephanie also calling his name. That wasn't the important thing though. The female superhero had wrapped her arms under his body, carrying him some-where as she started running when the others called his name again.

Then… Then the girl whispered his name out one last time…

…No…

The brave, daring, sexy… Freakalicious Freakazette had whispered his name.

Then everything went blank.

…TBC…

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Yeah, that's it for now, so… Yeah…

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