This is a Death Note/Invader Zim crossover that was inspired by the Invader Zim episode Plague of Babies. Enjoy!

Kira V.S a Baby

It was a peaceful summer evening in the city of Tokyo. Well, mostly peaceful. The only noise that rang through the night was a scream that came from an ordinary house. A scream that could only come from a High School kid with brown hair and his Shinigami, Ryuk.

But they weren't screaming because they were scared,

Or because something bad had happened,

They were screaming because the High School student's little sister was making them play dress up with her and her New Guinea pig, Simi.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NO!!! STOP!!!! GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Within seconds, the bedroom door swung open and out flew the student Light Yagami, who was riding on the back of his Shinigami as they tried to fly away. Both were clad in pink dresses and makeup that they were forced to wear by Sayu, Light's little sister. Light was wearing a pink wig as well.

"Faster, Ryuk, faster!!!" Light screamed, but the extra weight of the dresses caused them to crash just three feet from Light's room. Quickly, Light scrambled to his feet, ran into his room, and locked the door. Ryuk was right behind him, but he wasn't fast enough and slammed his nose against the suddenly closed door. He grasped his nose and yelped in pain before walking through the wall into Light's room.

"Hey, Light, what was that about?" Light didn't answer. He had his back against the door and his heartbeat was going at a hundred miles a minute. A few minutes later, he removed the pink wig with a shaky hand.

"I'm never playing with Sayu again!" He said. Ryuk agreed and took off the frilly, pink dress. Light did the same and walked over to his desk in his normal clothes. He pulled out the Death Note that he kept hidden in his desk drawer. "Maybe I should go back in time and kill the person who invented that horrid game!"

"Uh, Light, how do you intend to do that?"

"……I don't know, but as the God of the New World, something has to be d—" Suddenly, Light noticed that they were being watched. Right across the street, someone was looking at them through the window. Immediately, Light turned the lights off and lowered the blinds on his window.

"Ryuk, I think we've been spotted."

"But the only way that anyone would be able to see me would be if they had touched the Death Note, and when you use it, it just looks like you're writing stuff down." Light pulled a pair of binoculars out of his backpack.

"That's true, Ryuk. But for all we know, he could be a spy for L." He pulled the blinds up slightly and a thin pool of light poured into the room. He placed the binoculars on the edge of the windowsill and looked at the "spy". "Who knows how long he's been spying on us." Ryuk looked through the window as well.

"Light, calm down. He's just a baby." Just to annoy him, Ryuk pulled the blinds up, turned the lights on and screamed, "HI BABY!!!!" Light tackled him, pulled the blinds down, and turned the lights off again. The whole time, the baby just stared through the window while Light wrestled Ryuk to the ground.

"Ryuk, what the hell were you doing? Do you think he's not a threat?"

"Yes."

"As far as I know, that's what it wants us to think! I must find out what it knows…" Light got up and walked over to his desk to think about his next evil plan. Ryuk floated nearby.

"Ha ha ha, looks like this is going to be…interesting…"

Who knew that the God of the New World would be paranoid over a little baby? Coming up in chapter 2;

How does Light plan to deal with the so called "spy"?

Is the baby really a spy, or just a baby?

Will Light be able to go back in time to kill the person who invented Dress Up?

Find out in chapter 2! Please Review!