Another Pointless Article Which Happens To Be Called Trading Places
Heart: We have returned!
Mercy: With the disclaimer that we forgot to put on!
Heart: We do not own…
Mercy: Beyblade…
Heart: Sadly.
Mercy: On a happier tone, several Beybladers get messed up in this fanfiction!
Heart: We're even more murders than we were before!
Tala: -walks in- You guys suck.
Mercy: We know, we know… but at least we can walk forward properly.
Tala: -sighs- On with this pathetic fanfiction. And I SO CAN walk forward properly. See? -walks around backwards in circles-
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Ever wonderred what would happen if some random beybladers traded places? NOT good effects. Here we have Kai and Tyson:
You see Tyson saying "amateurs." And worse of all you see... Kai eating! Tyson is unable to eat through Kai's body so he has a breakdown and begins to cry. Kai is eating politely through Tyson's body and eating food for the first time in his life. So here you see Kai crying his head of and Tyson... BEING COOL! Yes it is true. Sadly Tyson has become cool because of Kai and Kai has become a total loser because of Tyson.
Here we have the equally horrifying combo... Max and Rei:
You see Rei with an afro because of no care and no hair products. Rei is crouched around a computer screen. And he's not searching for haircare products...he's playing computer games! You find Max staring at himself in a mirror and trying to tame his hair. So far Max has used about 50 bottles of Rei's haircare products and it isn't working. Max breaks down like Tyson and begins to cry. Rei is also crying because, Max in Rei's body, has too slow fingers from lack of computer games so it is impossible to beat his favorite game. You see Rei and Max crying and throwing things. You decide it would be best to walk sl-o-o-o-o-w-l-y away.
Aaaah... The last but most hilarious combo. We have Tala and Robert:
Here we have Robert in the robotic Tala's body. Since Tala was planning to go to the repair shop the day before the switching Tala's arm fell of. Tala stared at his missing arm and began to scream. Meanwhile Tala, in Roberts body, decided to battle Tyson. He began walking in circles backwards "Your goin' down Tyson," he said. Tala then began breakdancing "Curse this stupid body!" he outraged. Meanwhile Robert was still screaming and staring at his arm. Tyson asked, "Am I going down soon?" Tala said, "Once I get the hand of this screwed body!" Suddenly Tala began sucking his thumb and crying. Tyson ran away. Tala chased after him running backwards. And Robert was left alone screaming at his arm.
As you can see from this pointless article. The beybladers would be a lot better as themsleves. But it still is hilarious to watch them act like idiots. Wh-hoo! Until next time then. Stay tuned to Cornopolus goes to Mgbeybladetowncityvilleplacearealocation!
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