One day, after his sch…err…UNIVERSITY ends (sounds kinda weird), Misaki went back to his lov….err…LANDLORD'S apartment, thinking about preparation for dinner. As he went in to the apartment, he went to the kitchen to prepare dinner. On the way to the kitchen, he saw a paper on the kitchen counter. Being a snoo…err…..CARING person….he read the contents of the paper. It goes like this:

For my beloved Misaki :

If you were gay,

That'd be okay,

I mean cause hey!

I'd love you anyway,

At this point, Misaki blushed at the word "love"

"Baka Usagi san" he grumbled and continue reading the contents in the paper

Because you see,

If it were me,

I would feel free to say,

That I was gay

And I am still gay!

Misaki sweatdropped at the statement, but continued reading.

If you were queer,

I'd still be here,

Year after year,

Because you're VERY dear to me

"Argh" Misaki groaned.

And I know that you,

Would accept me too,

If I told you today

"Hey guess what? I am gay!"

And I am still gay!

I'm happy, just being with you,

And yes it does matter to me,

What you do in bed with guys!

'U…Usagi san!' Misaki thought, blushing at the "bed" statement.

If you were gay,

I'd hop and shout 'hooray!' (cause we ALL know that his nickname is Usagi)

And here I'd stay,

And I would get in your way

"AHHHH!!!!" Misaki shouted involuntarily. He stopped reading and looke around to see if Usagi san had appeared. Nope. No sigh of him. He sighed and continue reading this nonsen…errr…..COMPLIMENTARY……poem?

You can count on me,

To always be,

Beside you everyday (suggestive thoughts, anyone?)

To tell you it's okay,

You were just born that way,

And as they say,

It's in your libido today,

You are gay!

"I am not gayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!" Misaki shouted.

Suddenly, Usagi san appeared out of nowhere beside Misaki.

"If you were gay" he said.

"ARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Misaki shouted!

Omake!

Needless to say, after that incident, Misaki suddenly passed away, due to a new disease called "Embarrass". It is a virus very contagious and can be spread by anyone, anywhere.

………

Anyway! Coming back to this story…

Usagi, Takahiro and his wife are standing in front of Misaki's graveyard. The tomb reads,

Here lies Takahashi Misaki,

A great little brother, friend and a very VERY great lover

Takahiro suddenly sobbed.

"Why…Misaki…why…." He sobbed. Usagi put a comforting hand on Takahiro's shoulder.

"Why…..why didn't you tell me that you were gay?!"