DAN VS. THE FAMILY REUNION (Premise)
The date is March 9th, 2014. Its been a year since the walk down memory lane of both Dan and his right hand man Chris. In between the path of remebrance on March the 9th, 2013 many events have happened.
First off we have Elise. Who has become a frustraded work horse of a secret agent. Her integrity as "Dancing Shadow" seems to be losing steam. She hasn't been the same. An agent who was once known as the best there is has met her match. A case poor old Elise cannot solve. She is in search of the most wanted man the world (and quite possibly the universe). His name is unknown to even her agency. This man is a criminal mastermind has outsmarted the FBI, CIA, Interpol as well as the International Girl Scouts. He only goes by the code name "Canadian Destroyer".
Due to Elise's failures at catching the Canadian Destroyer she has become vexed as well as resentful. So much so that she hardly pays any attention to her husband Chris or anyone that would substain her normal life. She pretty much spends her time working on new gadgets in her shed as well as watch chick flicks as she wonders what happened with her life.
Next up we have Chris. At this point he has inherited the bacon factory from his grandparents. Chris could simply sell it and make a truck load of money that would set him for life. But Chris likes to be the responsible one even if he fails at being the word of reason. Chris' new bacon joint opened up next to Burgerphile almost running it out of business. Chris didn't want to do that because as much as he loves bacon, burgers at Burgerphile are also on his daily diet. Chris even goes as far as asking the Burgerphile head cheese Jeremiah Burger if he would like to join forces. Unfortunately Jeremiah Burger is too much of a proud man to in his words "Stoop that low" to a air headed bacon junkie like Chris.
Finally we have the man of the hour (or year) Dan himself. Within the course of a year Dan has gotten himself into a laundry list of trouble (no surprise) and has gotten his fair share of justice. Until of course he was found in the white house attempting to kidnapp the president just so that he'll outlaw all forms of chaos and disharmony. The secret service took dan as a terrorist threat that he was sent to a holding cell in New Mexico filled with other delinquents awaiting to be executed.
Which brings us to today:
It is now March 10th, 2014. Dan's family are alive and kicking. They all contact Chris as well as Elise herself knowing full well that they both are Dan's only friends (more or less). Dan's parents want desperately to bring their young son Daniel to the family reunion. Specially that Dan has never made the effort to see them. The reason for this is that Dan wants nothing to do with his parents, grandparents, brother or his young sister. In Dan's eyes his only family is his feline companion Mr. Mumbles
You see, Dan's demeanor stems from a horrible childhood. His mother who loves him dearly is an immortal witch. His young sister is a spoiled brat who has learned the ways of voodoo. She even has a doll that she constantly carries around that has the same likeness of her older brother Dan. She hates Dan so much that she fixed the doll to hurt Dan using black magic. Luckily the aformentioned loving mother is aware of this thus she reversed the process.
It doesn't end there. Dan's grandmother is a booty hunting pirate of an old hag that she can play bingo on friday nights using cross bones. His grandfather is a time traveling neanderthal who can only communicate through jibberish styled dialects. Dan's brother is a tough as nails bounty hunter that never sleeps. Elise managed to catch him once but he escapes by sacrificing his right arm in an explosion to free himself from restrained custody. Dan's brother who we will call "Ugly" stands at seven feet tall and sports an eyepatch, which may be a tribute to his grandmother the pirate. Today Dan's father replaced his brother's arm with a state of the art bionic weapon. So high tech that NASA can't come up with this.
Last but not least Dan's father. Very little is known about him. Just bullet points really. Only Dan could describe him. Dan knows him as a Canadian native, has a fondness for bacon, has an underground vault as big as a warehouse the size of stadium, in said vault he has such things as gold, nuclear warheads, semiautomatic guns, turrets, tanks and foreign lazers. By now you would put two and two together to figure out that Dan's father is none other than the big boss Canadian Destroyer!
As seen in a past episode. Dan's parents (within choice of his father) drop him off at summer camp. The main idea being that his dad wants Dan to "man up" so that one day Dan would take over the family business as the new criminal mastermind that can have entire country bow at his feet in fear. It was because of this that Dan wanted nothing more than to seperate from his family ties. Why would he want to have connections to a sadistic set of characters that share his blood line? But an even bigger question would be "Why would they all of a sudden want to invite Dan to the family reunion after all these years?"