Dumping ground for Hicretstrid shorts/drabbles from tumblr. Mix of smut and not smut. And will all probably be v short.

This one is smut.

I'm going to be late because you can't keep it in your pants.

-HTTYD-

"Eret, behave! I don't have time for this."

"Your cock says otherwise."

Well, Astrid could hardly ignore that. Abandoning the mess she'd made in the kitchen, she followed the sounds of playful wrestling to discover Eret had their boyfriend pinned to the bed, overalls a few feet away saying that Hiccup was supposed to be getting ready for work.

However, he wasn't really making much of an effort to remove Eret, if that was indeed his intended goal. Judging by Eret's remark and Hiccup's tenting shorts, the hands already winding their way into Eret's hair… Hiccup wasn't against the idea.

"I'm going to be late because you can't keep it in your pants. Again."

"Well it's your fault."

"H-howwwww" Hiccup's voice trailed as Eret bit his neck "how is that my fault?"

"Because you looked too cute to not kiss, and then you got all handsy and now you're undoing my belt."

Hiccup chuckled, finishing unbuckling Eret's belt without even looking as he arched his neck more, gasping breathily when Eret bit him harder. Astrid leant against the doorframe more comfortably, opting to simply observe for the moment and let the tingles in her belly build on their own.

Apparently in something of a rush - Hiccup was going to be late, but clearly he wanted to be late for good reason - he rolled on his front and urged Eret to grab lube from nearby, awkwardly wriggling out of his shorts rather than do it when he was still on his back.

"Hey Astrid?"

Eret was talking to her… Astrid tore her eyes away from Hiccup's perfectly round butt, looking up to her other boyfriend.

"Hmm?"

"Since Hiccup's in such a hurry to be done, wanna help?"

Both she and Hiccup seemed interested in the idea, Hiccup twisting his head awkwardly to look between them.

"What did you have in mind?"

"H, lie on your side?"

Hiccup complied, cock firm and straining outward toward Astrid. Eret didn't need to really say much more, the sight alone enough to call Astrid over as Eret knelt behind Hiccup, bottle of lube in hand to coat his fingers with first.

Lowering her head first to place a kiss on pouting, pleading lips, Hiccup smiled sweetly up at her before watching Astrid shimmy downward, smirking up at him before swiping her tongue over his cock. He bucked when Eret's fingers slipped in, both able to tease and torment him in what must be a wonderful but torturous dual assault on Hiccup's senses.

Wrapping her hand around the base so Hiccup couldn't buck too hard down her throat, Astrid sealed her lips around his cock and sucked, loving the keening sound it won from Hiccup. His cock jerked in her hand, responding to Eret's fingers inside him until Hiccup was squirming, panting, unsure whether to thrust forward or roll back.

"C'mon Eret!"

Glancing up, Astrid saw Eret tearing open the foil wrapper of a condom with his teeth, winking down at Astrid and gesturing for her to keep Hiccup on edge, stop him tensing up in frustration. Condom applied and coated in oily slick, much of Eret's body disappeared behind Hiccup from her vantage point, using her mouth to keep Hiccup relaxed so he could take their boyfriends impressive girth.

Not that Hiccup was small either by any means, more than able to fill Astrid and leave her a shaky, trembling mess…

"You good H?"

"Mhmm" Hiccup wriggled impatiently "move!"

Giving the boys a minute to find their rhythm, Astrid resumed working Hiccup with her mouth, sucking his tip, flicking her tongue against his frenulum. She lifted up for air, palming his glans and running her thumb around the sensitive rim of it.

His hand was fisted in the bedsheet beneath, sweat beading on his bare chest, his strained face as his knuckles popped and stood white against his skin. There was really something to be said for how much of a show Hiccup's entire body put on when he was aroused to the point of madness.

Already, pleading, needy whines spilled from his lips, body jerking with each of Eret's thrusts as he bucked into Astrid's hand, seeking the warmth of her mouth again.

Hiccup swore, shuddering when Astrid sucked him again, running her lips over his glans, back and forth until she felt him begin to pulse against her tongue.

When she looked up again, hand only squeezing the base of his shaft rather than touch where she knew would make him come hard, Astrid watched as his head twisted, cords of his neck standing out sharply as Hiccup arched and thrashed and cursed, pupils so blown his eyes almost looked black when he fixed desperation on Astrid.

Taking pity on the poor horny boyfriend, Astrid gave him the hot suction he wanted, knew Eret could tell as easily as her how wound up their boyfriend was and felt him quicken his thrusts a little more, their combined efforts too much for Hiccup to handle.

"F-fuck!"

His voice was a guttural whisper, a near-silent shout of pleasure as he trembled between them, pitching as his cock swelled and spilled in Astrid's waiting mouth. She swallowed him down with practiced ease, flicking her tongue over the tip to ensure he was clean, thrilling in Hiccup's tormented whimpers as she released him.

Eret pulled out, gentle and slow to let Hiccup flop onto his front, panting and grinning breathlessly.

"Hey, you didn't finish."

"Well, someone's gotta make sure Astrid gets hers and you're all tuckered out."

Eret actually ruffled his hair, making Hiccup laugh and bat lazily at his hand before they both looked to Astrid. Hiccup gestured vaguely.

"Good idea. Just do it where I can see, cus I can't really move right now."

Changing his condom for a fresh one, Eret made himself comfy where Hiccup could easily watch while Astrid circled the bed, tugging down sodden underwear; between blowing Hiccup and just being around her boys while they fucked, she was more than a little turned on herself already. Even getting undressed was too much time, hiking her skirt up enough to be out of the way.

Lowering herself down his thick cock inch by inch, Astrid settled against him with a contented sigh. Eret reached for her face, kissing her hungrily, tasting Hiccup on her tongue with a satisfied hum. He nuzzled at her cheek, smiling as Astrid sat up and shifted her weight until the position was right to ride him.

Neither were in the mood for slow or a teasing build up; it was a hot, frantic fuck with his hands squeezing her ass, both rutting and thrusting almost violently. Hiccup had lifted his head up on one hand, watching them with a smirk on his face like they were a riveting TV show. His eyes on them only fueled the heat churning low in her stomach, the hand not braced against Eret's forearm sliding down so Astrid could toy with her clit.

So close… Eret gripped her ass a little tighter, pulled Astrid forward and changed the angle so his cock dragged across neglected spots, left her keening and trembling, fingers slipping in her wetness as Astrid rubbed herself harder until that coiling spring snapped free.

Feeling Astrid climax in the rhythm of her muscles as they spasmed and squeezed around his cock, Eret wasn't far behind her as they shook and swore, hands that had gripped hard now stroking more gently, soothing over reddened skin.

"Well, I'm definitely late for work now. I will be blaming both of you when my dad asks why."

Astrid laughed, Eret joining in as they moved apart enough for him to ditch soiled latex, kneeling behind Astrid to embrace her soon after. Having regained enough control of his limbs, a still-naked Hiccup joined their cuddle, sharing nuzzles and soft kisses, murmured words of affection until the one meant to be leaving reluctantly peeled himself away.

Grabbing his discarded underwear and overalls, Hiccup was a little unsteady but nothing that wouldn't ease after a few minutes. He puffed himself up, putting on that ridiculous voice he used to impersonate his dad.

"Aye son, I know yer all grown up and got you two nice lovers at 'ome, but these cars ain't gonna fix themselves!"

Astrid joined in, shrugging Eret off enough to imitate the expressive way Hiccup's arms and hands and shoulders were all part of his speech.

"Well dad, maybe you can tell them that"

"Oh come on, I do not do that."

Both she and Eret cracked up giggling.

"You just did!"

-HTTYD-

The world always needs more Hicretstrid amirite?