(scene: a well-worn VW bus with Jesus, the disciples, and a Great Dane on board)
Jesus:-Guys, please stop singing "99 Amphorae of Wine on the Wall!"
Disciples:-(singing) Always hoped that I'd be an apostle...knew that I would make it if I tried...
Scooby:-Hehehe!
Judas:-He's a devil dog!
John:-Well, he's no weiner dog!
James:-I wanna sit by Jesus!
John:-No fair!- James sat by Jesus the last time!
James:-Jesus, John is touching me!
John:-Am not!
James:-Are too!
Peter:-Are we there yet?
Jesus:-Boys, boys!
Scooby:-Rook!- Revil spirits!
Peter:-Evil spirits?-Where?
Scooby:-Hehehe, made you rook!
James:-Jesus, we're outta gas!
John:-Well, I'm not... (burps loudly)
Jesus:- (looks heavenward)
James:-Nice work, Jesus!-The tank's full again!
Judas:- (grumbles) It takes a real miracle to keep this bus running!
Jesus:-And it takes the patience of a saint to put up with you guys!
Scooby:-Hehehe!
Simon:-(rolls his eyes) You call THAT a miracle?-It left me saying, "so what?"
James the Lesser:-Simon, I hate you so much...
Simon:-You're lucky this isn't a singing competition...
John:-I wanna stop and see the "World's Biggest Ball of String!"
Jesus:-Father, give me strength!
Phillip:-Peter, you rock!
Jesus:-"Peter the Rock"...Hmmm!
John:-I gotta go to the bathroom...
Scooby:-Ruh-Roh!- Roh do I...roops, rever rind!- -Rook, Mel Gibson!
Peter:-Scooby, we're not falling for that one again!
Matthew:-Mel doesn't seem to like us Jewish boys much, anyways...
Simon:-Well, I'm not fond of you either...(all laugh, Matthew pouts)
(...and Jesus and the disciples continued to travel the Holy Land in a hippie bus, together with a Great Dane...well, alright, a pretty good Dane...)