Today was a normal day for Phil, he did some productive scrolling through the internet, ate food and thought of an idea for his next video, and the BBC radio 1 show. Little did he know sleeping tonight would be a big mistake. As he climbed into bed he was fell asleep straight away, which was quite unusual for Phil, as he usually had to think of imaginary worlds for about an hour.
Phil woke up uncomfortably the next morning. He felt like he had eaten one too many toasted sandwiches and was feeling quite sick. As he waddled out of his bed and made his way to the bathroom he felt like something was wrong and was moving inside him. As he walked past a mirror suddenly he realised what was wrong. Absolutely flabbergasted he let out a gut wrenching scream which caused Dan to come running.
"DAN I'M PREGNANT!" cried Phil.
"OH MY GOD" screamed Dan "YOU WHAT?"
Phil crawled into the fetal position in a corner and started crying. Instinctively Dan ran into the kitchen and grabbed out the juice maker from under the fridge and began to cut up fruits and vegetables. In a flurry he threw in carrots and apples and oranges and parsley. The world, confused by Dan making such a healthy beverage at such an early time in the morning became wrong. What Dan had done was defying the laws of the universe.
In front of him, time and space ripped pen to become a trans-dimensional portal. Dan leaped into the unknown for it was the only way to save Phil from pregnancy.
Inside was a collage of everything evil. Giant bobble heads of Justin Beiber and Tony Abbot littered the space time continuum. Inside was everything and nothing at all. With all his might, Dan wished to save Phil. To get back he did the unthinkable and began to do weights. Suddenly everything collapsed around him and he was back in his world.
Dan opened his eyes to find himself swimming in a strange liquid. Silly Dan, the only way Phil could have gotten pregnant was from a trans-dimensional portal. Dan is the baby inside Phil. The world has turned to despair.