A perverted sensei Chapter 1.

I do not own Naruto or the other unknown anime that is featured in this first chapter.

In the Village in the Hidden leaves, there was a epic battle between Might Guy and Kakashi. Now these two have been fighting until Might Guy had cracked Kakashi's ribcage by accident. Now when Tsunade had had him hospitalized, she told him that he wouldn't able to be on his feet for a month, and his student had to be in training for a upcoming event that is currently unknown because the arthor have not thought up a name for the event. Anyways, the Newly Team 7 was outside at the training grounds with their fractured sensei.

"Kakashi-sensei, if you are bedrested, what are we posed to do?????" asked a concerned Sakura?

"Well I guess you three will have to train on youre own…" said a happy sensei.

"What ??!!!! But you are pose to train us for the unknown event what we even don't know the fuck about."screamed a furious Naruto.

"You don't have to scream that loud, dickless, if you have one???" said a pale Sai.

"You know, I am getting fucking tired of you, Sai. You always have to comment about me and my rod ever single fucking day. I sick of it. If you are gay, amitted and get the fuck away. Cause I do not want a teammate that is a homosexual. Stop asking asking the same stupid question and shut the fuck up.!!!"

"How many times is he gonna says fuck in a complete statement???" though the concerned one eye ninja.

"So you do amitt not having one???" teased Sai.

"No, it's overrated."said a pissed off Naruto.

" Is that a yes???"

Naruto is forming a Rasagen in his hand and thrusted into Sai chest."Good bye Sai."

Sai was send flying in the sky and landed about 50 ft. away from the team. A worried Sakura and Kakashi was staring at Naruto nervously. They knew the blond ninja was pissed off due to the fact that his favorite Ramen spot was closed for the week, his mission failed that he couldn't bring Sasuke back, and to the fact that he simply hated Sai. The bastard just had to push his buttons on a Monday afternoon. Finnaly the ninja of the Nine Tails had calmed down."so, sensei what about our training?"

Being worried at the fact that he would be blasted away,he quickly replied" well Tsunade had send a teacher from a far away place as a replacement. So don't worried, she said that the new teacher knows her stuff."

"Umm, does that mean we won't have any problems with this teacher?? Remember what happen the last time you had a subitute?? Reminded Sakura.

Flashback…..

After the chunin exams and Tsunade being Hokage, the one eye ninja rushed to the hospital to find a purple faced 12 year old Naruto in the hospital bed.

"Oh MY GOD!!!. What happen to him????"

"Well-a I was teaching young-a Naruto about absorbing a Super Mushroom, and-a he kinda got poison."

"What???!!!! Why the hell would you let him do that??!!!"

" Well you-a know, Mushrooms posed to-a power up people and-"

"That on a damn video game!!!! You are not even real!!!"

" You know what I sick-a of this." The overall wearing sensei summoned a pipe that pop outta nowhere and jumped in the pipe. Afterward a small bomb with eye, pop out of the pipe.

"Oh…shit.."said a wide-eyed Kakashi…..

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

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"Oh yeah, I was sereverly hurt that day," replied Kakashi, "but this sub won't be that bad. Matter of fact, she will be coming soon. Tsunade said she was going to arrived here today." After that he disappear in a big poof, leaving Sakura and Naruto in a daze.

"Umm, Naruto?"

"Huh?"

"you ever had a feeling before that you are having some problems with your feelings but you can't have the guts to tell how you feel about the person?"

" Umm, I guess."

Wanna umm, go hang out sometime?"

"Sure".

Meanwhile in the Khona gates, the two guards were sitting at the desk awaiting the newcomer.

"Hmmm… I wonder what is in store for this new teacher….."

"Well, don't wonder too hard, remember what happen last time?"

Flashback…………………………

"well I told you you should not have wonder what when you think of Tsunade-

WHACK!!!!!!

"Well, you are right, part- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

???????: Hello, gentlemen!!! Would you show me where the Hokage is? My skin is so sentive to this hot sun, it will mess my sentive boo- CRASH!!!!

The two gaurds fell out on the ground, with nosebleed.

Meanwhile…..

Naruto and Sakura were checking on the knock out Sai. All of the sudden they heard a off coming voice that would bring any man's pants down.

"Excuse me! Can you help me get out of this sunlight, I need to see the hokage!!! I need some strong guy or a beautiful sexy girl to help me before I faint!!!"

Naruto is looking in a confused look. "Who is that lady? She is perverted????"

Sakura nodded in agree " I agree."

Unawared of this site, the famous perverted toad sage was clueless of the fact there was another pervert that was better then him. Who is this new pervert? Will she be a better pervert than him??????

To be continued……

(I hope you like the first chapter)