Title: IT'S GONE!
Author: PinkPixie
Summary: Just a little humor fic. If I give you summary it will ruin the story.
A/N: Ok this was a funny little story I wrote for another fandom years ago. I redid it and set it to Twilight. I was in a playful mood.
'Where'd it go?' I thought to my self as I looked around my room. 'It was there earlier. I went to school it was there, I came home it was there... now it's gone."
Bella looked up from my couch a confused look in her eyes. "Edward what's wrong?"
I look up a sheepish look on my face. "It's gone." I point to my pants. "Man this never happens to Emmett or Jasper."
Bella giggles slightly. "Well where was the last place you saw it?"
I think for a moment before answering. "Well the restroom. I don't just go around looking at it, that would make it kinda weird."
Bella shook her head trying not to laugh. "Well have you checked the rest room?"
I smile another sheepish smile. "Um no..." she stared at me for a moment. "Oh I'll go look there then."
I Bella called out laughing. "How old are you again?"
I grunted. While looking under the sink. "We've went over this... old enough to know better." I looked in the shower still no sign of it. I slowly slumped back into my room. Bella sat on my couch, Item in question in hand. "Where'd you find it?"
She laughed. "In the couch. Must have come off after you tackled me; I told you this would happen." she reached into a drawer and pulled out a needle and thread. "Here I'll put it back on." She pulled the hem of my pants towards her.
I jumped slightly. "Hey can't I at least take my pants off?!"
Bella rolled her eyes. "I guess if you want..." I pulled my pants off and handed them to her. She quickly reattached the button with ease and handed them back. "Esme needs to come back soon, I'm not that good at this handy girl thing."