Chapter 1
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Newcomers
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After finally being freed of the horrible Fitch High school in Connecticut, Bobobo and friends decided to relax by taking a trip to the mall.
Beauty: "It's huge. A girl's paradise!"
Bobobo: "Let's ride the carousel!"
Don Patch: "And the Busy World of Richard Scary apple!"
Gasser: "That was oddly specific."
Jelly Jiggler: "I want Mexican food."
Jelly puts on a sombrero and starts shaking maracas! (Again)
Jelly: "La la la I'm Mexican, la la la ole."
Beauty is busy looking at a map of the mall.
Beauty: "There don't seem to be any Mexican restaurants here."
Jelly: "All I wanted was tacos."
Jelly starts crying.
Beauty: "Hey Bobobo, we should all chose one store to visit right?"
Don Patch: "Who made you in charge?"
Don patch hits Beauty with the Don Patch sword!
Don Patch (Patches): "Bobobo, don't you think it's best that we all chose one store to visit?"
Bobobo: "Yeah."
Bobobo draws the ladder game.
Bobobo: "Beauty chooses Macy's, Don Patch chooses Hot Topic, Gasser chooses the restroom, Jelly picks the bookstore, and I get the dippin dots cart."
Beauty: "NO WAY!!!"
Patches:"A lady like me doesn't belong in Hot Topic."
Jelly: "I'm sure you would fit in just fine."
Patches: "HOW DARE YOU!!!???"
Patches uses Yaya to attack Jelly Jiggler. Jelly runs away screaming.
Jelly: "Help me! A crazy lady and her baby are attacking me! Ahhhhh!
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