This had to be the *HARDEST* one to do yet. Aside from the massive lyrics, this song also sports unrecognizable words, 78mph singing, and 2 mile lines(14 syllables in a single line.) But, it's from the soundtrack. I think there are about 2 more coming. So, you'll understand that even though it took me a good 2 hours, it's pretty shakey(especially at the end,) and you'll be nice if/when you review it. Oh, and the rating, PG, It's for the word at the end of line 5, paragraph 5.

Also, I was NOT naked while writting this. But I can't prove that to you.

Disclaimer-Do not confuse Digimon with Barenaked Ladies, or anything naked for that matter(unless you LIKE it,) it may cause cancer or layers, a more common and more anoying form of cancer.

Two weeks
by (Barenaked?)Ariqu


It's been two weeks since I've got to see
Digimon the Movie
And it on T.V.
One week since the that big showdown between
That 5 sided dork and that card playing weenee
6 days till it's on again ,
I've got to record it or wait for the re-runs
Tommorow there ain't nothing on
But it'll still be a week till the new one comes on

I remember from the movie
In the first part I think
There was this thing that looked like Agumon
But it was big and was a pig,
Although it Kari safe
I liked the street scene
Cause it took out that big buzzard-mon

Hot was the music of the movie
Cause it was groovie
Because It's all on the TV show
Except for those few new ones
They'e not the best ones
But for the whole it's really the best one

Gonna push the REC and "what the heck?"
Cause it won't frickin, licken speck
Gotta fix the thing, It's so old it runs on oil
Wanna see the show,
Cause then I'll know
The digimon are gonna grow
And TK loves Kari
Because I am so loyal

How can I help it if I think a kidde show is cool
Trying hard not to obsess and that's my rule
I'm the kind of guy who get's up on a Saturday
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, I'm not gay
Got a tendency to think about them constantly
I have a history of trying to draw them all

It's been two weeks since I've got to see
Sora pissed off at Tai over some hair piece
One week since poor Biyomon
Met with Sora and got out safely
It's been two days since that show was on
She recieved that email that was sent saying "Love, Tai"
Today, I recorded it
And now I sit back and watch till next weeks's show is on

Jippped at Japanese the animation
You watch with no sound and you see inflation
Watchin Digimon with no sound on,
Can get real dumb-mon
I hope that -mon thing ain't permanent
Like Davis and Kari, it just will not work
TK and Kari
I beleive something is going on there

Like Taoi they make great shows
Okay they make good shows
But Digimon is the best exception
Gonna see if anything comes up
Gonna watch to see the lovey pups
Just so the Takari writters get better at it
By the same guys who do Sailor Moon
But its got the really crappy animation
They cut out most everything

How can I help it if I think a kidde show is cool
Trying hard not to obsess and that's my rule
I'm the kind of guy who get's up on a Saturday
Can't understand what I mean?
There's no way
Got a tendency to think about them constantly
I have a history drawing them all

It's been two weeks since I've got to see
Angemon and Angewoman just mega digi-
One week till I get to miss the new
Digimon where they're going to make some sort of fish stew
One day till I'm back at school
Now I've got to wait until next Sunday to see
Next week I'm gonna have to see
I know something's going down with Tk and Kari

I know something's going down with Tk and Kari
I know something's going down with Tk and Kari
This isn't much good, I'm very much sorry