Hey peeps. This is my first RC story so don't be angry at me if I don't get it right ;D. PS: please review so I can hear what you think about it. ENJOY!

I slice off a robo-ape's head with my sword.

"Bhoo ya! Take that you glorified trash can!" I cry.

The robo-apes had broken through the cafeteria ceiling again-I think they have an issue with the door-and were galavanting about, creating chaos through the school. All the students had fled. But "The Ninja" had swooped in and saved the day.

As the twitching robo-ape falls to the floor, Howard comes running excitedly up to me.

"Gimme something!" He holds up his hand for a high five and grins. I high five him happily and step back to admire the defeated robot.

"It's just too easy." I say as I sheath my sword. "Do you know why, Howard?"

"Cause we're the cheese!" He exclaims.

"You got that righ - wait a second."I raise an eyebrow at Howard. "WE'RE the cheese?"

He smiles smugly. "What? If it wasn't for my constant friendly support, you wouldn't be able to whip the robots' honkin' buts!" He kicks an imaginary robot.

I laugh. "Yeah. Sure. Your 'constant friendly support' makes all the difference buddy." I say sarcastically. But in a friendly way.

Howard glares at me. I grin back.

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake. The floor breaks open and two panther-like robots with scorpion tails and giant dragon wings crawl out.

'New McFist robots!' I think in my head.

They circle me and Howard like we're a couple of frightened

deer; their long, curved metal talons clink on the tiled floor.

"What the juice? What are those?" I exclaim.

Howard glances over at me expectantly. "Err...you know how to deal with these. Right?" He smiles unsurely.

I look around nervously. "Um. Yeah. I mean, it's just another McFist robot." I say with more confidence then I have.

I draw my sword and Howard holds his hand up in an attempt (but fail) of a ninja block position.

The robo-panther-dragon-scorpions' tails twitch. It's too late to dodge them. I brace for the impact of the sting...but it doesn't come. Instead they strike the ground and send waves of electricity to me and Howard. The energy shoots up our legs and electrocutes us.

"Utt! Ow! Utt! Ow! Utt!" We both cry. The shock makes us crumple to the ground and I black out. A few seconds later, I feel the claws of the robo-scorp-panthgon wrap around me.

The electricity had made me dazed and confused.

'Hmmm...Robo-Scorp-panthgon...,' I think absent-mindedly, 'that's a bruce name... Or maybe a drapanian...? That's shorter...'

Suddenly, I shake my head back to reality and open my eyes. The dazedness disappears. I look up at the scorp-dra...what ever! Its huge robotic wings spread and both the robots take off and flap out of the hole that the robo-apes made in the ceiling.

"Hey!" I yell. "Let me go you shoob!"

I wriggle my sword-arm free of the robot's grasp and slice off the metal paw that's holding me. The creature gives a hollow robotic roar of pain and flys away in a panic.

I fall back towards the school. The air rushes past me at an alarming rate.

As I fall through the hole, I say,"Ninja scarf!" I throw the red scarf and it wraps around a pipe sticking out of the broken roof and I swing down onto the floor and stick the landing with style. As I'm complementing myself on that bruce landing, I hear a cry from above me.

"Ninja! Help me you Chowder Head!"

HOWARD! I'd completely forgotten about him!

"Don't worry!" I shout up to him. "I'm coming for you buddy!"

"You better you numb skull!" he yells down at me.

'Gee,' I think, 'some friend I have.'

I know where the robo-whatsumagumies are going so I dash out of the school and race down town.

"To McFist industries!"

Howard's POV

I shake the bars of the metal cage angrily.

"I want out!" I yell.

The cage I'm in is suspended from the ceiling by a chain. I'm a room with walls covered in glowing-green strips of light. I yell even thought there is no one in the room. But i can hear voices coming from behind the wall.

"Viceroy," says one of the voices that I think is McFist's, "are you sure you got the ninja's friend?" He sounds really frustrated.

A smooth jazzy voice that I'm sure is Viceroy's replies,"positive. The robo-ape recorded him saying he gave the ninja 'constant friendly support'."

There is a pause. Then:

"What?" Says Viceroy. "That's what he said!"

Someone sighs then McFist says: "fine. Lets just get this over with. I've still got to go and convince principle Slima-watzit that my step-son didn't break the classroom window 'on purpose'."

A hidden automatic door slides open and Viceroy and McFist enter the room. I grin guiltily.

McFist yells and angrily punches himself in the head when he sees me.

"THIS KID AGAIN!" He screams at Viceroy who falls over in fright. "Haven't we seen him A MILLION TIMES BEFORE!"

That is kinda true. I mean, he must of captured me like a thousand times and never gotten any thing out of me.

"Yeah-so can I go home now, or something." I say casually while McFist continues to scream at Viceroy.

Suddenly, McFist freezes in mid-shout and seems to have a moment of clarity.

"Wait a minute." He says thoughtfully (which is a big thing for him). "I'm just thinking-"

"Well, isn't that dangerous-" says Viceroy sarcastically.

McFist glares at him but goes back to what he was saying. "If you're always seen with the ninja then you must be his friend. And if so...HE'LL BE HEAR SOON TO SAVE YOU!"

Hoh boy. Now that McFist is developing a brain, it'll only be a few years before he figures out how to find Cunningham's identity. This is wonk. I've just gotta hope my ninja bro will be hear soon...

"Release the robo-Pather-scorpion-thingys!" McFist yells.

"Can no one get the name right?!" Exclaims Viceroy as he pulls down a lever. A trap door opens and hundreds of robo-panther-scorpion-thingys pour out into the room.

"Guard every corridor! Every room!" McFist orders them. "If the ninja is caught, BRING HIM TO ME!"

They nod obediently like dogs and scurry out the door.

McFist then turns to me.

"And as for you," he says darkly, "you are going to be are bait."

He then rubs his normal and robotic hand gleefully and cackles.

"The ninja will SOON BE OURS!" He cries, clenching his fists.

Viceroy looks over his boss. "Hannibal, you really should take something for your nerves." He says while McFist is going red and muttering "NINJA!" through clenched teeth.

Now that I look back I see that everything in this chapter happens really fast. But then again, all the Randy Cunningham episodes move really quickly so I think it's all good ;)