Once, at MJN Air,
One of the pilots said, "It is not fair
That Douglas receives all the pay;
And if you don't pay me I'll go away."
Carolyn calmly replied, "Hush Martin, here is your share."
A/N: Thanks for reading! :) I shall use this story in the future to dump random Cabin Pressure Limericks as they pop into my head. Also, I'm neither a poet nor a comedian nor a real writer of any kind, so please don't throw rotten tomatoes at me. (However, constructive criticism is appreciated.)