(Author's Note)

Whats going on everyone! 0n3dgeGaming here!

So this story is more of a funny idea that came to me after re-reading through chapter 43 of ReBirth: Guardians.

So, without further ado…!

ONTO THE STORY!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hyperdimension Neptunia. The property is owned by Idea Factory and Compile Heart. Please support the official thing.

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So now that I'm back in the Ultradimension, I found a list of Notes to self that Author me left behind, and so, I decided to continue it.

Note to self: Don't blast careless whisper over the ENTIRETY of Planeptune, no matter how funny it seems to you in post.

There is a fine line between funny and hilarious.

Besides, it didn't last THAT long.

Histoire: It took us 5 hours to find where you were broadcasting it, and 8 more to get it to stop.

...I stand by my statement.

Note to self: Don't tell Blanc that you have made a model of her, and then hand her a wooden board. Someone is going to die.

There really isn't anything needed to be said on this. I'm just lucky one of the basilicom's guards was close by. He made an excellent sacrifice.

Note to self: Don't tell Neptune that there's a contest where she'll win a lifetime supply of pudding if she eats a metric tone of eggplants.

She put herself into a coma to stop herself from eating eggplants.

She barely made it through 3 of them...

Note to self: Don't send repeated fake fan mail that's really just smut to Noire.

It was only a matter of time before she realized where it was all coming from…

Note to self: If the goddesses ever go to R18 island, don't let Tex follow.

There's a story behind this one. (As it seems for most of these)

Apparently I wasn't watching Tex when Plutia and the other goddesses were going to R18 for the day.

We found them on one of the beaches covered in Dogoo.

Most of them needed therapy. It's hilarious in retrospect and EXCELLENT blackmail material.

Note to self: The following are no longer allowed in serious meetings with the goddesses.

Paintball guns

Bubble guns

Nerf guns

Flares

Tex

Extremely sharp pencils

Measuring tape (don't ask)

Cardboard cutouts of Bryce

(List will be updated if anything is added)

Note to self: Under no circumstances are you to, and I quote: 'Go on a magical adventure to find the almighty rod of bacon'.

Me and G1 got lost on an island for almost a week. We only survived thanks TO said rod of bacon.

Note to self: Don't dig an 8 foot hole in the ground, before dropping someone down the hole, covering said hole with a sheet of fiberglass, and then proceeding to make money off of: 'Edgar'. Side note: Remember to let Noire out of the hole.

Technically, G1 started that one.

He did pay me as well so...

Also, she got out like a while ago.

Let's just say I couldn't get away with 'G1 paid me to'.

Note to self: Do not give Nepgear access to the T-virus, we don't want to deal with another really cringy student film.

Nothing to say here.

Note to self: Blanc's books are off limits. We don't need another incident on our hands.

Caustration isn't something fun to look at…

Note to self: Don't join Vert in a 3 day gaming session of ANYTHING.

Vert was getting me setup with 4 goddesses online.

We went on for longer than we expected.

I was hospitalized due to dehydration.

Note to self: Don't perform a dramatic play of the Conquest ending for the Goddesses.

Let's just say there was no after party…

Note to self: If Nepgear asks for help with something, make sure you don't sign anything.

That girl will make the fine print so FREAKING SMALL!

Yeah, I think I'm fine with signing off on 'Agrees that the individual may end up with his organs out of his body', said no one ever!

Note to self: Burn the evidence.

Move along, nothing to see here…

*Currently burning a large pile of blackmail material*

Note to self: Today is valentin-

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Bryce looked up, a look on his face like that of one that a man who realized he had f*cked up would wear.

"...Sh*t!"

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(Author's Note)

So this chapter (and probably story) actually started out as a list of rules instead of 'Notes to self'. However, after taking another look at it, I decided it better to go with the route you see above.

Now with that said, this will mainly be a story for me to jot down different funny scenarios that pop into my head. Helps clear up thinking space for other stories.

Also, Happy Valentines Day!

With that said, until next time!

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