Disclaimer: I do not own twilight, but I do own the character Samantha! I created her I honor of my best friend Samantha! I would suggest reading 'Lima's vampires' my first fan fiction. It tells about Samantha. My friend Abi helped A LOT with all these plans to get rid of Samantha, she should get most of the credit! I only thought of like ten, :)
Ways to get rid of the demon child
Send her on a tour of the Volturi's castle to be eaten
Send her outside during a storm with a lightening rod in her hand
Push her off a cliff
Cover her in raw meat and take her to the zoo's lion cage
Put her in a box and put concrete on it
Put prison ball thing on her feet and throw her in the ocean
Put her in prison
Stone her
Send her to Russia and let the police gun her while she is tied up
Make her battle to the death in Scotland
Send her to Spain to be a matador
Freak her out enough to get her away from us. (the Cullen's)
Send her to Antarctica to snuggle with penguins
Turn her into a Hel-Blar then stake her (It's from the Drake Chronicles. FRIGGIN GOOGLE IT!)
Send her to the hounds to learn their ways and soon become savage
Tie her to a table and spin it around and throw knives
Bury her
Burn her at the stake
Make her roll in broken glass
Put her in a box for eternity
Hang her Texas style!
Make her fight a dragon
Find Host to attack her
Make her an old lady so she can't run and will forget about us (the Cullen's)
Helena can teach her about weapons
Make get attacked by chainsaws
Throw her in Lochness.
Make Alice do her hair every day. (Samantha hates getting her hair done fancy)
Spider bite her
Throw crabs at her
Put her in a rap version of High school musical
Shave her
Rabid squirrel attack
Hype her up on energy drinks
Put her on a Japanese game show
Put her in a room full of bombs
Spray her with holy water
Make her skydive, with no parachute
Set her house on fire with her in it
Break every bone in her body
Pecked by penguins
Cut her in half
Pull out her lungs (VIKING STYLE :) )
Dunk her in lava
Make her commit a crime
Stick her in a straight jacket
Throw bricks at her
Drug overdose
Smother her
Death by elephants
Cage of lions
Make her get attacked by gang members
death by rubber ducks
drop anvils on her
throw her in a chest and ship her to Madagascar
Scare her with 'blood on the dance floor' (A band Abi loves)
Rub onions in her eyes
Hit her with guitars
Attacked by angry bears
Strap her to fire works
Jail
Slap her to death
Beat her with books
Hand her upside down
Tie her to the end of a horse and make him run
Beat her with a rolling pin
Make her eat rotten cottage cheese and duct tape her mouth
Give her a Mohawk
Cut her to pieces
Stab her with a million needles
Throw her in a really big hole
Shove her body on a chain saw and then start it
Cut off her head
Throw water melons at her
Kill her pillows!
Kill her hopes and dreams
Food poison
Make her high then push her out on a high window
Chase her with machetes
death by boredom
Electrocution
Dry ice
Eaten by wolves
Killed by Hel-Blar
eaten by giant pigs
plane crash
chased by lizards
Strangle
Giant statue fall on her
Poison dart frogs
Inject numbing medicine in her so she can't move at all
Give her rabies
Make her join a foot ball team
Stick her in a freezer
Boil her
Kill her with music
Beat her with thorns
Hit her with high heels
Tickle her to death
Make her brush her teeth with a hair brush
Push her down a water fall
Death by French people
Hit her with glass bottles
Make her get clawed
Outlaw hugging pillows or just pillows in general!
Penguins peck her to death
Bake her into fries
Make her river dance until her feet fall off
Stick her in a giant helium balloon
Put her in the old west so she will die by guns
Throw pencils at her
Make clowns attack her
Make her drink toxic stuff
Send her to the second dimension
Make the queen, (from Alice in Wonderland) torture her
Send her on a hunt to find Atlantis
Put her in a pool of toxic waste
We can hit her with cactuses
Send her to mars
Send her to another planet
Leave her in the desert
Cover her in blood and send her to Texas so the Chubacabra will eat her
Kill her boyfriend Embry. (or kidnap him)
Bury her in snow
Barbeque her (and start restaurant)
Make bamboo grow through her
Make her fall in love with a fallen angel, then he will dump her because fallen angels can't love. And she will become depressed
We can hit her with gold
Cover her in gold and sell her for a lot of money
Give her frostbite
Send her to military school
Make her live on the statue of liberty
Tell Alice that Samantha made fun of her height. Then Alice will kill her and Jasper will drink her blood since he doesn't have good self control
Tell Renesmee that Samantha killed Finn so Renesmee will tear her piece by piece, while I watch and laugh.
Tell Emmett that she broke his flat screen TV.
Have her tell Jasper that the Union won the Civil War (no one has had the guts to tell him yet)
Break one of Esme's favorite vases and blame it on Samantha
Tell Carlisle that Samantha killed Esme
Tell Edward and Bella that Samantha talked Finn and Renesmee into getting married at their young age.
Tell everyone that Samantha called Rosalie (me) ugly. So I'll have an accuse to kill her
Turn her cell phone into a bomb