One day, afta school, Lima, Ohio was wlkin down tha street wit her dopest friemds, J'aq'ee'qui n' Prussia. They was rappin' bout what tha fuck happened at school earlier.
"Gorl, gurrl, you beat they asses up. It was so funny I was dying!" J'aq'ee'qui laughed.
"I know right, biatch? Zhey didn't know vhat tha awesome fuck hit zhem!" Prussia bellowed.
"Oooh, whoz ass did you fight again?" axed Lima.
"Eet vas dat ghetto biiiatch Alexia, Gabi, und em stupid lil man-whores Dylan, Zavier, und Matt. Zhey was as weak as shit, only Alexia gave mah crazy ass dis black eye und bloody nozzle yo, but zhey was all bustin up like a biatch like tha lil babies zhat zhey are!" Prussia wiped a tear from his wild lil' fuckin eye up in laughter.
"I know, oh mah Lawd Jaysus, I was dying. They is so rachet," holla'd Lima.
Prussia stopped n' axed, "Vhas ist ratcheet?"
Lima n' J'aq'ee'qui looked back at his ass n' holla'd up in unison "Yo ass straight-up don't give a fuck what tha fuck it means?"
Prussia shrugged his shoulders, "Nein. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Vhat do it mean?"
It means.. like dirty n' ghetto n' nasty n' all dat stuff." Lima busted some lyrics ta his muthafuckin ass.
"Oh, vell I guess dat they is straight-up ratcheet then." Prussia holla'd smirking. "Oh yeah, muthafucka! Did yo dirty ass pimps hear dat Mrs. Cupplez is goin ta be gone fo' a week, biatch? Herr lil hustla is up in zhe hospizitizzle. I hope our crazy-ass asses don't git Mista Muthafuckin Whie as our sub again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude vas such a thugged-out douche. Touchin' gangstas. Punchin em up in tha vhee-vheez n' zhe va-jay-jay's. Not fuckin awesome.
"Oh yeah I remember dat nizzle, muthafucka! Dude was such a ho'." holla'd J'aq'ee'qui crossin her arms.
"Teehee. Vell, I gotta go, vere already at mah doggy den now, nahmeean?" Prussia holla'd ta tha hoes struttin up tha steps ta his thugged-out lil' porch, "Plus I gotta go take care of zhis eye" he holla'd, pointin ta his black n' blue eye."
"Kk, muthafucka! Bye Gil!" holla'd Lima.
"Yeah, muthafucka! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~" holla'd J'aq'ee.
J'aq'ee started ta strutt away from Prussiaz house, leavin Lima alone on tha sidestrett.
"Hey, muthafucka! Wait up biiiatch!" Lima holla'd hustlin towardz her playa.
"Todizzle was a phat day..." thought Lima as her ass caught up wit her playa.