A/N: Yes, I deleted this story, but I just had to repost it.
Star Wars Episode V alternate endings
By Dark God Silverterror
Chapter 1
Darth Vader swung his lightsaber twice, the third time; he chopped off Luke's hand.
Luke screamed. The pain of losing his right hand hurt really badly. It was the worst type of pain he had ever felt in his entire life. He went back, turned around, and crawled on the metal. The pain was still in his right arm.
Darth Vader said, "Luke, you have not yet realized your importance. Join me, and we can put an end to this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy."
Luke crawled, then stood up, and grabbed the large, weathervane like object.
He turned his head to Vader. He would never join him. So he said, "I'll never join you!"
Vader said, "Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father!"
Luke said, "He told me enough!"
Luke walked onto the metal object, and turned to Vader, then said with anger on his face, "He told me you killed him!"
Vader replied, "No Luke, Jar-jar is your father!"
"No, no," Luke said terrified, and scared. That was the most terrifying, and most shocking thing he had ever heard in his entire life. Luke couldn't believe what he had heard. He had no idea who Jar-jar was. So he reached through the force to find out who he was, a mistake that he would regret for his entire life, and one that would permanetly traumitize him. Luke found out who Jar-jar was and images of him went through. Luke stopped using the force to find out who he was.
His eyes had gone wide by what he found out. And a look of disbelief or something was on his face when he had seen the images of Jar-jar. Luke said, "That's not true, that's impossible!"
Vader said, and nodded his head, "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
Luke screamed, terrified, and scared still, "No! No! No!"
Credits roll
A/N: Well, was it funny?