Death Of A Marriage

Disclaimer: Nope. None of it belongs to me. 100 words showing Snape at his worst. Thanks to my sweet Aery for the beta.

"Severus, I want a divorce."

Snape glanced up from the thick book he was reading.

"A divorce? Don't be ridiculous!"

"I mean it. I'm miserable. I hate our marriage, and I am starting to hate you!"

"There will be no divorce. I see nothing wrong in this marriage. But, if you are so unhappy, I do have a solution to your problem."

"Oh really? Just what do you have in mind?"

"This, my sweet wife."

Severus turned to his wife and unsheathed his wand. Pointing it at her heart, he snarled two words before returning to his book.

"Avada Kedavra!"