Disclaimer: we do not own pokemon if we did well that would be the most AWESOME thing on the universe
Welcome to our fan fic of awesomeerifficness! We're you hosts Sagittarius Fire Goddess(SFG) and MewTails(Tails)
SFG: welcome to the fabulous interview of Ash about who he should be with (May cough cough even though I totally support contest shipping)
Tails: So, Ash who do you like? Misty or May?
Ash: umm… that's classified information for no one to hear but me and plus Nintendo told me not to tell.
SFG: PLEASE (puts on cute puppy face)
Ash: NOOOO!
Tails: ok, well we all know you like Misty anyways, right?
SFG: no way, he likes May, only a total loser couldn't see the spark in the Temple of the Sea Movie P
Tails: but Ash and Misty have a SONG . it's on the Pokemon website too!
Ash:sits looking confused
SFG: so what I can name like 10 oblivious couples who don' have a song
Ash:starts looking really really scared and tries sneaking away from our argument
Tails: GET BACK HERE ASH! RAWRGH!!! AND TELL HER YOU LIKE MISTY!!! 3
SFG: not unless you want me to smack you back handed across the face
Both: takes out Nerf guns and starts blasting each other
SFG: Ow bitch that hurt you hit me in the mouth
Ash: on floor laughing his ass off
(30 minutes later when fight stops and Ash is cowering under his chair)
Tails: ok since my brain hurts too much from that we'll have our wonderful fans vote for who Ash should be with!
SFG: go Ash and May even though I totally support contest shipping
Both:BYE!!!!!!!!!