"Did You Know The Entire Crimson Squad Is Gay!"
-Retold by FreyaHamilton
Based off of facts from a story her mother tells
Modified to fit Final Fantasy X-2
Leaning against the wall in Bevelle, Yuna sighed, pushing light brown hair out of her mismatched eyes. She was waiting for Paine and Rikku who had aparently joined the 'new' Crimson Squad, along with Tidus. "They'll never believe me." She stated with a grin, thinking over what had just happened, "At least Paine won't. Rikku'll probably be jealous." She giggled to herself, coming off the wall and clasping her hands behind her back, swaying in thought.
"Yuna!" She heard Paine call, and looked over with a grin. Tidus was bright red, as if someone had hit him one too many times and Rikku, who had found her warrior dress sphere more suiting for an application to the crimson squad, was giggling madly as the sphere changed back into her traditional thief sphere.
"You'll never believe what just happened!" Yuna cried, running over to her friends, and smiling as Tidus casually draped an arm over her shoulders.
Flashback
Yuna had been minding her own business right outside the door to the temple of Bevelle when none other than Gippal ran out in nothing but his boxer shorts and the patch over his eye. His visable eye was wide, and he ran up to the first person he sawYuna.
"D-Did you know the entire Crimson Squad is -gay-!" He cried, taking ahold of her shoulders and shaking her as she stared at him with wide eyes.
"Um... Okay?" Yuna tried to be nice, but she just wasn't catching on. As Gippal ran off, presumably to find someone else to tell, Yuna stared after him with eyes as wide as his had been. "...What just happened?" She wondered, holding one side of her head, and tilting it as she watched him run off.
End Flashback
Paine laughed quietly at the reminder of the scene, shaking her head as Rikku burst back out in a whole new fit of giggles, Tidus growing even redder.
"It seems," Paine strove to explain, "That Gippal there wasn't pulling his share of the work around here. The Crimson Squad doesn't play around when it comes to work, so while he was taking a shower, while he should've been working, I might add, Nooj and Baralai snuck in and stole everything but his eyepatch and underwear." She uncrossed her arms, though she still grinned.
"Sure makes me glad -I- didn't get accepted!" Rikku exclaimed with yet another giggle, "They're only accepting guys now! Even though girls saved the world, -they- don't wanna face it!"
Tidus turned possibly redder, "...I got accepted..." He looked down at the ground, and cursed, causing Yuna to laugh. As usual, Rikku joined first, and then Paine. Eventually, Tidus joined in the laughter at himself as Gippal ran back past them, back into the temple doors. Standing up on the landing, Nooj and Baralai laughed, shaking their heads helplessly.