It's about time I made another crappy story x33
Disclaimer :: Andrew Hussie came up with Homestuck and its characters. He owns all that. Duh, if you're going through HS FFs then you know this.
Obviously this is AU, sorta..Nep is still a troll, but she's living with Dave in his apartment. They're older.
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Feeling hungry, Nepeta ended to the kitchen. She made it just past the couch when the doorknob clicked.
Dave started to open the door, but stopped as he remembered the last time he just waltzed in.
Nepeta had been trying to find clothes after a shower, she raced past the door just as he closed it. She skidded to a halt, eyes narrowed and green blush rising. "Daave, someone coulda seen me!" she hiss/whined. Thinking that was the end of that, Dave was unprepared for the rakage of claws across his face. He didn't think she of all beings would be that sensitive to being seen naked. After all, she'd lived in a cave most her life.
Not wanting to repeat the incident, he only cracked the door and spoke. "What're you wearing?" He listened, guessing the troll was looking down to remember what she had on, if anything. "Not the sexiest thing I could wear, but it's good fur easy access," came Nepeta's answer. Shaking his head as he grinned at her use of puns and the uncertainty in her voice, the blonde opened the door. Upon seeing the soft pink Hello Kitty pajama bottoms and the black and white long-sleeved shirt that he knew had Hello Kitty's face on the front, Dave chuckled. Nepeta had still yet to move from her place near the couch, so he made it to her in a couple of strides and wrapped his arms around her waist. "Cutie," he murmured into her neck as she let out a noise of surprise.
If the scent wasn't enough, the nickname gave it away. Nepeta turned around slowly, pushing Dave a little ways away so she could look up at him. "You're drunk," she stated simply. After the other merely blinked, she carried on. "You only call me that when you're drunk." The troll girl didn't have to be the Seer of Mind to know that her friend was now trying to figure out if he was in any trouble. So she smiled and kissed him softly in reassurance. "Don't worry, I was just pointing it out." Dumbfounded, the drunken male nodded slowly, "Uh huh.."
He looked down at the girl, through his shades of course, so she couldn't really tell, and smirked while pulling her close again. "So, you said something about that being good fur easy access," he said, rather smoothly even though he was rather drunk. Much to his dismay, Nepeta tapped his nose and turned with a giggle. "Not while you're drunk, remember?" she teased, swaying her hips as she left for the kitchen..leaving a horny cool kid to stare bewilderedly, want growing in the candy red eyes hidden behind dark shades.
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A/N :: Nepeta freaked out in the flashback because she knows that lots of humans are sensitive to naked people-looking beings running around. She doesn't want people to complain about her being naked and getting her kicked out. Then she couldn't live with Dave. 33 (As was her logic in such a short amount of time.)