If You Give Collins a Bottle of Stoli

by LovesRoger

Renthead twist to a childhood fav

Another in the same night I'm on a rooooll well they keep me busy but don't forget to eat your greens...COUGHREVIEWCOUGH

If you give Collins a bottle of stoli,

He'll begin to drink it, and if he drinks it he'll probably get drunk.

And if he gets drunk, he'll go on another anarchy hype.

And if he goes on another anarchy hype,

he'll end up leaving his roomies for a teaching position to share his wisdom.

And if he goes to MIT, he'll get expelled for his theory of actual reality.

But most probably he'll end up teaching the couch potatoes at NY university.

And if he goes back to NY he'll go visit his old roomies.

Thinking of his old roomies will remind him of getting drunk that time,

So most probably he'll want to bring a bottle of stoli.