Your name is Karkat Vantas, and as usual, you are in a bad mood. As usual, Equius and Eridan were being total DOUCHEBAGS. You're also in a bad mood because- Well, you're Karkat, and you're almost always in a bad mood. A frenemy of yours (Meenah Peixies) often refers to you as "Shouty"
The lunch bell rings, so you head up to the cafeteria. You get your shitty cafeteria food and scan the large, loud room for your friends, which you somehow have. You quickly spot John Egbert, Dave Strider, Terezi Pyrope, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, and Sollux Captor sitting at a table halfway across the cafeteria.
You walk over and sit next to Sollux. "Hey."
"Thup KK." he responds with his usual lisp, before going back into the conversation at the table. John is talking, so you decide to listen to him for once.
"So, my cousin Jade is coming today, she should be here soon." John stands up, letting go of his boyfriend Dave's hand, then looks around and smiles. "Ill be right back!"
He disappears momentarily, and comes back with a girl about your age with long messy black hair, round glasses, and emerald green eyes. She wears Skinny jeans, Converse, white contrast to your own black ones, and a white t-shirt with some sort of logo or something on it. You are momentarily surprised that anyone related to Egbert could be so attractive, but shake the thought off.
"This is my cousin Jade! She just transferred to our school and I want you all to meet her." says John.
"Hi Guys! Its so nice to finally meet you all, John told me all about you. In fact, I bet I can guess who you all are." She walks over to the Strider. "You're Dave." He gave a nod, with a rare small smile.
She walks over to Sollux. "Captor. Sollux Captor." She smiles knowingly as Sollux smiles and responds with a "Yep."
She reaches the blind girl. "You're Terezi."
"Of course. Who else would be there to wear bright red lenses if I didn't?" Terezi taps her red, cats-eye shaped sunglasses-type lenses. You arent even quite sure where somebody would get glasses like that, but hey, its the 21st century, so who knows.
Jade laughs and continues on to Rose. "You're Rose."
The blonde smiles. "Certainly."
The raven-haired girl moves over to Kanaya, who, like Rose, her girlfriend as of last year, always seems to have this air of sophistication. "And you're Kanaya. I really like your skirt by the way."
Kanaya smooths out the long red skirt Jade was referring to. "Thank you very much. I made it myself."
Jade smiles and turns to you. "And last but not least, Karkat Vantas." She gives you a dazzling smile.
You give a small smile. "Yeah."
"Wow, Jade!" says John. "You actually got Karkat to smile! You must be good with people!"
AN: So, that's it! I know it's still probably not amazingly written, but its sure as hell an improvement from what it was before. A big thanks to you all, because you're all amazing ok. Like John Green amazing. I was informed that the formatting was done wrong on this? it's weird, because i didn't put any of that shit there. huh. Anyways, Bye!
