A/N: Hello. Welcome to this work of writing. Since a LOT of you want me to write some Smosh Games one-shots (and a lot of you want Marhinki), I figured that I'll just keep all of them in this nifty little storage unit I call 'The Smosh Games Gold Mine'.
Leave any suggestions as to a plot for one of these one-shots in a review or give them to me as a PM!

Title: The Smosh Games Gold Mine
Summary: This is where my one-shots come to die. Just kidding. This is where I post all of my Smosh Games related one-shots, and where I post some random drabblings that I do that relate to the Smosh Games fanfiction community. So yeah. Kbai.
Warnings: RANDOM MCRANDOMNESS. There may be some crack!fics although it will kill me to write them because I obviously have near perfect grammar. Also, some death, some suicide, some trigger warnings, some sexual-ish content, some gayness, some fluff, some rude language.
Rating: T, although that could change should I choose to write smut. Nah. I think I'll stick to being the fanfiction poster child.

The Vacation (Pairing: Marhinki)

Mari threw her bag in the back of the van and then opened the door to the back seat, where she would be sitting with Matt Sohinki for almost two hours until they got to the airport. She didn't know how she was going to manage it. She may just commit seppuku, she thought to herself.
Now, she did have a small ray of hope, and that was that Matt would be nice to her. She had always had a small crush on Matt, and she thought that maybe the vacation would be just the thing she needed to clear out her head so that she could understand what she wanted and if she even truly had feelings for Matt at all. She knew that what she felt now were the symptoms of a mere schoolgirl crush, a passing phase, like her emo middle school days, but she didn't know if that was the beginning sign of true love for him.
All Mari knew was that it felt a lot like heartburn.
"WOOHOO!" exclaimed Joshua Ovenshire loudly from the middle seat, putting his gangly arms into the air. Mari knew that he wouldn't stay that happy for long, since Anthony was his seat buddy. "ROAD TRIP, BITCHES!"
Anthony made no effort to even sound a little excited, as he waved his finger in an unenthusiastic circle and said in monotone, "Yippee." Mari knew that it was because he wasn't able to sit next to Ian. She knew exactly how close the two were-the buddy-buddy relationship that they incorporated into their videos wasn't a hoax, they were actually that good of friends. Anthony had nothing against Joshua, it was just that he would have preferred to have his best friend of almost forever next to him over this random guy he barely knew for two years.
But Joshua was blind as a bat and couldn't tell David if there were any cars coming to save his life, which was why he was assigned middle seat duty.
Suddenly, Mari heard Matt's voice really close to her ear and she jolted at the suddenness.
"Are you as excited about this road trip as Joven is, or are you more on the Anthony side of things?" he asked, with a sly smirk on his face.
Mari shrugged and said, "Eh, I'm kind of on the fence about it, I guess. I'm not like Jovie, but I'm not super bummed out like Anthony McSadface up there." She poked Anthony in the shoulder when she mentioned him, and he moved to try and get rid of her hand.
"Shut up, you two. I swear to God, if we find you fornicating in the back seat by the time we get to the airport, you're paying for this entire vacation," Anthony replied, then turning and poking Matt and Mari both in their shoulders.
Joshua chuckled, as did David and Ian.
"Seriously, shut up," Mari said, but she could tell that she was blushing hard as she said it. She looked over at Matt, who was rubbing the spot where Anthony had poked his shoulder tenderly.
"Well, it's true." David smirked and looked back at them from the rear view mirror, giving them the patented Laser Stare that always seemed to either freak out people or make fangirls squeal.
Joshua just looked at the mirror into David's eyes for a little while too long, which made Mari a little suspicious.
Suddenly, Matt sat up abruptly. "Wait! Is THAT why you put us in the back seat together? Because you think that we're going to have intercourse?!"
The others just looked at him and laughed a little before Ian finally said, "No. We put you back there because we THINK you two have some unresolved tension brewing." Ian raised his eyebrows up and down in a suggestive manner, and soon enough, the rest of them besides Matt and Mari were doing it too.
Mari slapped Joshua and Anthony on the backs of their necks, but not hard, and she leaned back into her seat, crossing her arms. "I hate you all. Why the hell did I have to come on this goddamned trip?"
Matt put his hand on her shoulder, which only frustrated Mari more. How the hell were they supposed to make the others believe that they didn't have some kind of relationship forming in one way or another when Matt just kept unconsciously making not only the guys, but MARI HERSELF, believe that there was some form of a romantic chemistry between them?
She shook his hand off of her shoulder and pulled her phone out of her hoodie pocket. She went to her songs, searched her pocket for a pair of earbuds, then immediately whispered to herself, "Goddammit."
Mari took in a deep breath before tapping on Matt's shoulder. "Hey, um, can I borrow a pair of earbuds?" she asked.
Matt searched in his pocket and pulled out a pair, but then he said, "I will, if you agree to let me listen to the music, too. These are my only pair." Mari nodded and plugged the earbuds into the headphones jack of her phone, turning on the song "Sail" by AWOLnation.
The van jolted and began to move forward, causing the earbud to fall out of Mari's ear. She picked it up, but not before realizing that Matt had lost his too, and had been grabbing for the same earbud.
She knew that her hand was clammy, but Matt's hand wouldn't move, and Mari wasn't going to be insensitive again like she had just been about Matt's hand on her shoulder. She looked up at Matt and whispered, barely audible, "What the serious hell? Don't you know that I'm not supposed to show..." She quieted herself before letting the secret about her crush on him slip out of her mouth.
"Show what? They already think that we have something," he replied, smiling, and to Mari, it felt like he was inching slowly closer each second. She could feel the panic rising in her throat, and she moved away and reached for the other earbud, tangling the wire.
Matt let out a nervous chuckle before saying, "Well shit, Mari."
Mari's thoughts were summed up in one word. GODDAMMIT. "Uh... sorry" was the only thing that Mari could come up with to say.
She grabbed the wire, yanking part of it out of Matt's hands, as she proceeded to untangle it. But as she was doing this, Mari could see out of her peripheral vision that Matt kept looking at her.
Mari made a mental note to herself to never have a crush on anyone ever again.
She sighed and said, "Sohinki, I swear to God if you keep staring at me for ONE MORE SECOND..." Mari didn't finish the sentence because she wouldn't know how to threaten him, and also because she wasn't exactly thrilled to have to threaten the one guy she actually had feelings for to stop looking at her with lovey-dovey eyes like Joshua did with David.
Matt took the hint and looked away, but he said, "Mari, don't let them get to you. You know that they're just kidding. Even if they weren't, you still shouldn't be bothered. I know that you don't feel the same way as I do, but their teasing shouldn't affect you. It doesn't affect me, and I'm the one that told them that I liked you in the first place!"
Suddenly, Mari jolted upwards. Matt had told them that HE had liked HER? She felt queasy. SHE had told the others that SHE liked HIM.
She knew why they made fun of them now.
Because they all knew that they both had feelings for each other but would never act on it.
Mari finished untangling the earbuds and she handed one of them to Matt. He took it, not bothering to keep his hand against hers for the sake of maybe getting her to change her mind.
Mari groaned. She just wanted everything to be over and them to already be at the hotel.

Turns out that when you're trying to listen to music and avoid talking about feelings, time flies by pretty quickly.
Mari and Matt were at the hotel unpacking before they even knew it.
Anthony and Joshua had coaxed Ian and David to go to the pool almost immediately, while Mari had chosen to stay and unpack her things before joining them. Matt had agreed with her, and the two were alone in the room.
She would like to mention to those concerned that there were NOT any fanfiction-eqsue things happening in the room. They were simply unpacking their luggage. Nothing more ever happened.
Until Mari had finished packing.
She found her swimsuit (a coral-colored bikini with a gold-colored dragon running across the boobs *which really wasn't that great, save for the fact that it was a dragon* that she had fallen in love with at the store, although she would have liked to have bought something a little nerdier in her opinion) and went into the bathroom to put it on.
Mari had thought nothing of it until while she was putting the top of her suit on, she heard Matt knocking on the door.
"Uh, hey, Mar, I really need to pee, can I come in whenever you're done in there?" he asked.
Mari smirked a little. Even in desperate times of potty emergency, Matt Sohinki was still a gentleman. She answered back as she adjusted the top, "Sure! I'm done now, come on in!"
Matt opened the door and she exited, then sitting on her bed. It felt comfy enough. The only complaint that she really had was that there wasn't much to the blankets that were provided; Mari was probably going to freeze. The AC was on sky-high, and Matt, she knew, wouldn't turn it down because he doesn't get cold easily, unlike her.
She waited for Matt to come out of the bathroom and when he finally did, she asked, "Can you ask the hotel clerk to call for some blankets? I'm going to catch hypothermia if you don't turn the AC down before we go to sleep."
Matt nodded and then dialed the number for the clerk.
As he talked to the clerk, Mari noticed something about Sohinki that she had never really seen before. He was courteous and kind, she knew, but he was patient. That was something that she desperately had tried to find in past boyfriends. She felt her heart swell as Matt kept talking to the clerk.
When he finished talking, Mari then asked him, "So are we going to ignore the whole car incident like it never happened, or are we going to do something about it? Frankly, I think that we should talk about it."
Matt looked startled, but said nothing for a while. Then, he began to speak. "Um, Mari, if you don't like me, then I understand that. I mean... I've just been really pressured by the guys to admit it, and I figured that it would help you out by me telling you so that they would stop bothering you. I-"
Mari cut him off by kissing him.
The kiss took Matt by surprise, Mari knew, but she could feel him slowly starting to accept it and kiss back. She put her arms around his neck as he put one hand on her waist and the other on her cheek. Mari could literally feel the fireworks exploding in her head, and she wanted to smile, but she didn't want to break this perfect moment.
Mari had always known from the second she began to feel something towards Sohinki that this moment would be magical. And it was. Sure, they were in the middle of a freezing hotel room. Sure she was in a bikini with a dragon on her boobs. And sure, the hotel room service was knocking at the door, most likely with Mari's blankets. But nothing could ruin this for her.
Matt was the first to pull away, after what had felt like ages. "Um, I think that we should answer that," he said, pointing his thumb at the door.
Mari nodded and smiled, biting her lower lip. She was anxious for Matt's reaction. She was hoping desperately that he would kiss her again.
After Matt had retrieved her blankets for her, she asked him, "Well? Does that do it for you? Are you happy? Because I am."
Matt had a surprised look on his face, and he said, "R-Really?"
"Hells yes, why else was I kissing you?" she replied, her grin extending from ear to ear.
And with that she pulled in again, kissing him a second time.

I literally almost died from the fluff overload.

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