A/N: All rights belong to J.K. Rowling, and I own none of the characters used in this story. This is just something that I thought up when I was extremely bored and is written purely for fun.
"Draco?"
"Yes, Harry?"
"Just what, exactly, are you doing?"
"Well, what does it look like I'm doing, Harry?"
Harry had walked into the library in search of his friend, Draco, and come across a rather strange sight. Draco was reading a book. This, in itself, may not have been strange (after all, they were in a library), however it was the title of the book that gave him pause.
"Well, it looks, and please tell me I'm hallucinating or something, but it looks like your reading a muggle book."
"Yes, and?"
The book Draco was reading, was, in fact, Dracula by Bram Stoker.
"Er… don't you, um, hate muggles and everything to do with them?"
"Well, Harry, as you have pointed out to me ever since his friendship of ours sprung into existence, muggles may be pretty horrible most of the time, but they do have their uses, such as producing the occasional piece of decent literature, artwork and other things. I decided to test it."
Draco went back to his reading, leaving Harry momentarily speechless. And, really, what could he say to that? Here was Draco Malfoy, the boy who hated muggles and everything to do with them, actually reading one of their books. The world had gone insane. Next they'd be telling him that Snape was handing out lollies to first years.
"Draco?"
Draco sighed and looked up at Harry.
"Yes, Harry?"
"Why are you reading Dracula?"
"Why does anyone reading anything? I thought I might enjoy it, and so far, I am."
It was at this point that Harry decided to just give up. He supposed, in the long run, that this was probably a good thing, seeing as it might help Draco to understand muggles a little better. Maybe.
Suddenly there was the noise of doors being pushed open rather quickly and someone falling over when they met no resistance after pushing said doors a little too hard. Ron Weasley had entered the library, and in the process had earned himself a stern glare from the librarian.
"Harry, your never going to believe this!"
Harry sighed. Whatever it was, it wasn't going to be any weirder than seeing Draco reading Dracula.
"What am I never going to believe, Ron?"
"Snape is handing out lollies!"
Harry sighed again.
"To first years!"
He face palmed and declared the world officially insane.