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Hey readers, okay so this is something random I just thought of so I thought I'd write it down and post it. So I did. Hope you enjoy :D

The Mop Princess

Edmund POV

I stuck my head into the hallway quickly, checking to see if anyone was there before doing a rollie pollie into it. I quickly stood up before opening up the door to the room that held the most gorgeous thing alive. This would be embarrassing to admit to anyone, but she seriously was the most beautiful thing alive. She had long hair, a skinny body oh and most of all she could clean a room like it was nobody's business. Yes, she is beautiful and definitely a sight to behold. I stood there for a moment dazed by her beauty. If only she would notice me, then the whole world would be perfect. Yes, I think I was in love with her. I skipped happily over to her before taking her in my arms and caressing her soft skin before leaning forward and kissing her with all my might and passion. Suddenly the room was filled with light and I was in heaven.

"Edmund? Why are you kissing a mop?" I heard Lucy ask as her little feet walked her into the janitor's closet. I jolted upwards and let go of my angel before stumbling back a bit and smashing into the wall which then led to a bucket falling onto my head and soap dropping off the shelves like raindrops and landing on me with hard smacks. To finish it all off, I fell over and landed with a solid thump onto something pointy with my butt. I heard a snap before I tried taking the bucket off my head. It was stuck so Lucy helped me by harshly pulling on it before it came off. I watched as she let go of the bucket which then went flying backwards before hitting an unsuspecting Peter in the head causing him to suddenly tense up and fall face first into the floor unconscious. Remembering the snap from before, I looked down only to discover…

"LUCY! YOU KILLED MY MOP PRINCESS!" I cried as I picked up the two halves of the snapped mop. I sat down on the floor and tried to get over her loss before standing up and glaring at Lucy.

"YOU!" I sneered at her.

"Edmund, it was an accident, I swear!" she cried. I glared at her.

"You killed Clara! Prepare to die!" I screamed at her.

"Oh oh," she squeaked before running out of the room. I chased after her until I suddenly lost sight of her. I turned a corner fast only to feel a shovel hit my face. My world went black before I felt myself hit the ground. I woke up a few hours later with small bruises on my face. Lucy was going to pay!

And that is the story of my mop princess.

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