A/N: I don't own Harry Potter. This is a Snape/Hermione Romance 3!
It was hot, steamy, night in Hogwarts. Sex was in the air. Snape was leading Hermione by the hand into his chambers. They got to his bed and Snape lied down on his bed. Hermione got up and was sitting up on top of him.
"Oh Hermione, you are so beautiful, such a cute little mudblood", "You make my car go vroom vroom if you know what I mean."
"Oh Professor, your such a sweetheart, I am ready for my lesson"
"Take off your pants now and let me see your beautiful vajayjay, you know what they say," "If there is grass on the field play ball."
Hermione started slowly taking off her pants. Snape was staring amazed. Suddenly, he saw something shiny. It was a Ministry Badge.
"Hermione what's this?"
"I am sorry Mr.Snapey, THIS IS A BUST!"
Suddenly, Ministry ninja's, thousands of them, bust through the windows.
Kingsley Shakelbolt walked through the door. "Good work Hermione, we have been looking to crack down on the underage wizard sex ring." "I believe Snape was a big man in this, this should dent this horrible horrible crimes."
Snape was led out in handcuffs to Azkaban.
When Snape was in Azkaban, he shared a cell with Lucius. They became butt buddies.
The End