S. E. X. Drugs. Alcohol. Crush. Love. Romance. Bromance. Friendship. Friend Zone. Break Up. Make Up. Make Out. Gay. Straight. Huh? Sports. Arts. Geek. Goth. Athlete. Cheerleader. Chess Club. Chastity Club. Labels. Psyche Out! O. M. G. Welcome to MF High! Includes TVD/TO characters. All human. AU/AH.

Disclaimer: I do not own The Vampire Diaries TV show. That honor goes to Julie Plec and Kevin Williamson.

Hello, my lovely readers. So, I played with the personalities of most of the characters for comedic effect. I love that you like it. Every chapter will be a interconnecting one-shot that comes from a different point of view from the characters. There will be a intermingling of both supporting characters and main cast members taking a central role in the one-shots. On with the show…

Chapter 1: That's Ridiculous

"Hello there. I'm Alexia Branson. You can call me Lexi," the tour guide informs the new student. "I think you'll really like it here. Just watch your step. You almost ran into Tom Salvatore and he would happily gut you like a fish for your lunch money on a good day. Oh, no, I'm not kidding." Lexi says with a laugh. "Anyway, if we keep going we can get to the office. Oh, look it's my friend, Rose. Hey, Rose."

Rose approaches the two students. "Hi," she says while adjusting her glasses and blinking at the two. "I was trying to encourage Damon Salvatore to join us for Bible study this Friday but he said he has an event to plan and had to prepare for his French final. Which is funny since we just started classes. But Stefan Salvatore agreed to buy a Bible, although I think he wanted it to store his weed inside. He said there's a big party that Anna is planning to retaliate against Hayley for trying to plan a bigger, better bash last week."

"Okay, Rose, but no one cares about those parties anyway," Lexi replied with a wave of her hand. "You'll have to excuse Rose. She wasn't raised to understand that parties are the devil's playground like I was."

"Party at ANNA's," Diego, a transfer student from New Orleans, shouted as Stefan grabbed him by the shoulders and they began to laugh together.

"There's another party?" Aaron Whitmore questioned the two. "Count me in. Right, Jesse?"

"Will there fine ladies be there?" Jesse inquired.

"Jesse!" Bonnie Bennett snapped as she came toward the boys, shoving people out of the way.

"Oh dear, that's Bonnie Bennett. Can you believe what she's wearing?" Lexi asks, shaking her head at Bonnie's leather pants and see-through blouse. "She should be banned from school."

"Now Lexi, you know that she just doesn't understand the proper ways to behave. She just needs guidance. A steady, but firm hand," Jeremy Gilbert informs Lexi as he comes to stand beside her and examine Bonnie's outfit. He's wearing pressed chinos and a tiny cross is hanging out from his button down shirt which is buttoned up to his neck.

"You're never going to save that one, Gilbert," Lexi tells him with a shake of her head, "any more than you can save your sister, Elena." Moving forward, Lexi arrives at the main office. "And this is where you will need to sign up for your classes. Uh oh, speaking of Elena, there she is. Again. Oh, poor Jeremy. If only Elena could be more like her sister, Katherine."

Walking to the main desk, Lexi adjusts her long skirt and makes sure that her blouse is still buttoned up and straight as she looks down at Elena with a sneer. When the secretary looks up, Lexi beams down at her. "Hello, this is Marcel Gerard," she informs the woman while placing a hand on Marcel's shoulder. "He's one of our incoming transfer students."

"Thank you, Lexi. We're always so pleased that you're willing to devote your time to help the new students," the secretary replies with a smile.

"I do what I can," Lexi replies as Damon Salvatore entered the office with Klaus Mikaelson.

"Come on, Klaus. I need to make sure that the principal remembers to send the notice to the entire school this time, instead of to one class during first period only," Damon says irritably.

"Hi, Damon," Lexi calls but Damon and Klaus ignore her.

"Amara?" Damon looks shocked as he peers at the girl in the chair who's slumped forward and looks like she might be dead. "You're not going to forget to pick up the tickets for the raffle tonight. Are you?"

"Get bent, Salvatore," Elena replies with a yawn as she leans back and stares up at Damon through glassy, unfocused eyes. "Man, I need to get some sleep, but they won't turn the lights off in here."

"Elena," Damon groans. "How could I have confused the two of you? Again."

"I. Don't. Like. You," Elena says and then giggles.

"Damon," Vikki Donavon calls as she pops into the doorway. "Are we on for that movie tonight?" she asks, placing a pompom against her hip.

Damon turns to give Vikki a long look. "Ummm."

"He's just not that into you," Elena calls to Vikki with a laugh.

"Oh, go to rehab already, Gilbert," Vikki snaps before she walks away, her tiny skirt swaying and Marcel turns to find Lexi glaring at him through narrowed eyes.

"She's a vain little tramp. And you don't look like the kind of guy who wants this," Lexi grabbed a pamphlet and shoved it into his hands. It reads, "You and your STD."

"No," Marcel says slowly shaking his head and trying to give the pamphlet back to Lexi who holds up her hands.

"I can't be seen with one of those. But I think you might want to keep it as a reminder of this day," Lexi replies with a wide smile before turning back to the secretary who is printing off a schedule. "Okay. Now, we can get to the real business of getting you to your classes."

Heading out the door, Marcel notices the Elena girl reaching for the Damon guy's wallet while he fills out a piece of paper. Marcel opens his mouth but Rose is talking to him. "What do you think so far?" Rose asks as she pushes her glasses up again. "I know that our school is probably much smaller than your old one although we try to make everyone feel welcome," she's saying but is not paying attention to where she's going and runs into another girl.

"What? You bloody fool," the other girl yells, her eyes widening and Marcel is impressed by the sheer amount of black eyeliner that she can manage to apply. Her upper lip is curled back and for a moment Marcel thinks that she is about to bite Rose. "You're lucky that I already have detention for a month or I would drag you by your hair into the lot and make you regret that."

"I'mmmm… I'mmmm… so… soooo… so sorrrrry… Rebekah," Rose stutters and Rebekah folds her arms over her chest as a tall boy stares back at Marcel with a smirk. His hair is dark and spiked but he's wearing the same amount of eyeliner as Rebekah. Marcel is wondering whether he's the boyfriend.

"Leave her, sister. We have other things to do," the tall boy says as he shoves his foot away from the lockers and takes Rebekah by the arm, dragging her away.

"Whoa," this is all Marcel can think to say.

"That would be Rebekah and Elijah Mikaelson," Lexi informed Marcel. "You saw their brother with Damon in the office. If only they were more like Klaus. He's the head of our football team and is very nice to everyone. Kol is as well, but sometimes he's too nice for his own good. I fear that there are unseemly types who would take advantage of the poor boy's good nature. That is why we must be aware of the bad elements in our school."

"Okay," Marcel says, feeling confused. He walks between Lexi and Rose as the other students look him over before moving on with their own groups. What had he gotten himself into anyway?

Stopping in front of the door to a classroom, Lexi turns to smile up at Marcel. "This would be your homeroom. You'll be having study hall for first period with one of the French teachers, Mrs. Gilbert. And you're in luck, because Rose and I are also in this class."

"Lucky me," Marcel replies with a forced smile. Walking inside, he notes a few of the students that Lexi had already told him about. The cheerleader, Vikki, was sitting in the front row with a few other cheerleaders. There was that Elena girl, who was glaring daggers at the back of Damon's head, who was sitting beside Klaus. On the other side of the room was a girl that looked just like Elena with a head full of long curls and she was talking to one of the cheerleaders who was smiling happily.

"Mrs. Gilbert. This is Marcel Gerard. He's new," Lexi announced to the teacher who smiled back at her before turning to Marcel.

"Bonjour, Marcel," the woman said. "Parlez vous francais?"

"Oui, madame," Marcel replied and bowed to the delight of the black haired woman whose eyes glowed with good humor.

"Good," Mrs. Gilbert replied with a nod. "I think there's a seat in the back row." She waved in that direction as Lexi sat in front of the teacher's desk with Rose beside her.

"Merci," Marcel muttered because the woman's attention was already on her paperwork. Walking to the back of the classroom, Marcel noticed three seats. He had no idea where to sit when Elijah Mikaelson appeared and took one with Rebekah taking the one beside it. Sighing heavily, Marcel took the remaining seat.

"What are you staring at?" Rebekah snarled and Marcel's head spun to see that she was talking to Klaus.

"My psycho little sister," Klaus spat back before he turned his back on her.

Sitting back in her seat, Rebekah withdrew a knife from her boot. She began to carve her name into her desk and then turned to glare at Marcel.

"And what is it that you think is your business?" Rebekah asked, laying the knife down but pointing it at Marcel who gulped.

"Nothing at all," he said before allowing his gaze to move toward the front of the class room.

"Idiot," Rebekah muttered.

"Hello, class. I'm Isobel Gilbert. I will be supervising your study hall. When I call your name could you please say 'Here'? Alexia Branson."

"Here," Lexi called with a wave of her hand.

"Bonnie Bennett," Isobel called.

"What?" Bonnie replied, staring out the window with her arms folded over her chest.

"Vikki Donavon," Isobel called.

"Here," Vikki called, waving a pompom.

"Caroline Forbes," Isobel called and a girl sitting next to Bonnie looked up after a minute and held up a pen.

"Marcel Gerard," Isobel said before smiling at Marcel and moving on.

"Elena," Isobel called and Elena glared back. Coughing, Isobel looked away. "Katherine," she said with a smile as the girl beamed at her. "Jeremy," the boy waved a hand.

"Hi, mom," Jeremy called and the class began to laugh.

"Okay, everyone," Isobel waved her hands for everyone to stop laughing. "Hayley Marshall," she called and one of the three cheerleaders, the one with the highest ponytail, held up her hand with a wide smile. "Elijah Mikaelson," Elijah nodded his head. "Niklaus Mikaelson," Isobel called to another raised pen. "Rebekah Mikaelson."

"What do you want?" Rebekah snapped with a frightening glare.

"Damon Salvatore," Isobel called.

"Bonjour, Madame Gilbert," Damon replied, sitting forward at his desk with a grin. Mrs. Gilbert appeared to be blushing for a moment before moving on. "Tom Salvatore," she called, looking around to find no one replying. "Silas Salvatore." Another pen. Must be a thing at this school. "Stefan Salvatore."

"Here, babe," Stefan called and then high fived the Whitmore boy.

"Alaric Saltzman," Isobel called.

"Here," Alaric called out. He was sitting behind Vikki and she rolled her eyes at him.

"Tyler Lockwood," Mrs. Gilbert called. And yet another pen. "Aaron Whitmore. Okay. I think that's everyone."

"Thank God," Rebekah muttered as she dragged her knife under the bottom on the desk before dropping it back into her boot.

Marcel found himself daydreaming of video games that he could be playing as the hour passed by so slowly that he was sure his life passed before his eyes. And then the class was over and Rebekah was staring at him. "What?" he asked. He was tired of her trying to scare him already.

"You're a geek," Rebekah announced and Marcel looked at his clothes. No they weren't trendy but neither were hers. You wear what your parents can afford. "I'm a goth," she continued. "So don't get any ideas. Got it?"

"Fine by me," Marcel replied as Rebekah got to her feet and walked out of the room.

Shaking his head, Marcel found Lexi waiting for him. It was time that he separated from the girl. "Hey, you know I think I'm going to figure out where the next class is on my own since I'm sure you'll be busy tomorrow," he told her in as a polite a manner as he could.

"Oh, no. I insist," Lexi replied, looping an arm through Marcel's, Lexi began to survey the hallway. "There's Anna. She's talking to Jeremy. She's another one of the cheerleaders that you need to watch out for. But poor Jeremy thinks he can save her. It's really a pity. But bless her, this was all our Sage's idea. Sage is the leader of our chapter of the Chastity Club of America. She is a true inspiration. Without her I would have lost my way a long ago. But she made me see the true path."

"Oh," Marcel replied although he was looking for help to no avail.
"Oh, yes, Sage is wonderful. She's so kind and beautiful," Rose added when Lexi gave her a long look.

"Now, Rose you don't want Marcel to think that you're like Jules," Lexi whispered loudly. Looking at Marcel seriously, Lexi informed him. "Jules is a card carrying lesbian."

"Oh," Marcel felt confused by Lexi's look of horror. What kind of school had he gotten enrolled into anyway?

"Hey, new kid," Damon Salvatore called, coming toward Marcel with Klaus, Alaric, Silas, Stefan, Aaron, and Jesse following him. "I need more volunteers to hand these out," the leader of the pack informed Marcel. "Ya think you can help out."

"Sure," Marcel said, taking a handful of flyers. "What are these for?"

"They're for a dance. It's my girl, Vikki's idea. Don't ask me why." Damon said with a roll of his eyes. "Got to go before the next bell rings," the Salvatore brother said before he was walking away at a brisk pace with his group following him.

"Dances are places for people with loose morals," Lexi said, snatching the flyers away from Marcel, she proceeded to dump them into a trash bin. However, she wasn't fast enough because Marcel had folded one and placed it in his back pocket. There was a certain gothic beauty he intended on convincing to go to this dance with him.

I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. I have more already written but you send me a review and request a certain character. As I said almost every will from TVD and TO will get their chance to have their voice heard in this story so you can ask for almost anyone. And if I already wrote their chapter I will let you know which one it is and when to look for it.

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Peace,

Jessica