"Cuddling Punishment"

By James Carmody.

Disclaimer: Buffy, the entire franchise, and all connections thereof are the property of Joss Whedon, not myself, so I will accept no monetary recompense for this piece of fanfiction, it is done for fun only, and should be enjoyed by all.

Summery: After several long-term catfights between Willow and Cordelia (who hate eachother), Buffy comes to the conclusion that Cordelia is the troublemaker by arbitrary means of her own, and decides to punish the beautiful brunette by forcing her to cuddle with her.

"Mission Statement": to confront favoritism in any context, and thereby injustice.

Inspiration: a picture on Tumblr with Buffy saying "F***ing cuddle with me, you b*tch!"

Setting: Late season 2, when they are dealing with Angelus.

Author's Notes: Buffy's behavior is completely bizarre here, and she could well be under the influence of a demon of some kind. But as she's far stronger than Cordelia- the brunette pretty much has to put up with whatever the blonde wants to do to/with her. Enjoy, read, and review.

Chapter 1.): "I've Had ENOUGH, Cordy, now you'll have to pay me back!"

Buffy Summers was well beyond livid, she was trying to work on her High School Math homework and History homework, and she was so enraged that she couldn't see straight! All week long, whenever Cordelia and Willow saw eachother, the two of them had practically come to blows- it was obvious that these two girls hated oneanother, completely and obviously to anyone who watched these encounters. Twice during patrols (in the last week, no less), Willow had physically slapped Cordy across the face.

With Buffy's blood pressure rising well beyond orbit, she couldn't even think straight! As Miss Summers tried to do her square roots, she kept on coming up with "Willow = nice, Cordelia = b*tch" (that's what she actually wrote) on her paper… then she actually looked at her homework, and her face scrunched so badly that she looked like she was going to vamp-out! (she was supposed to be doing problems like square root of 400, which is 20, by the way) So unnerved was Elizabeth Anne Summers about this that she actually crumpled up the paper and re-did all her problems, not wanting her teacher to see her utterly bizarre 'calculations' on her math paper.

"If Cordelia is a b*tch, then she should be made to be my b*tch!" Buffy reasoned to herself, or thought she did. And since Miss Elizabeth Summers was interested in Prison Culture as a hobby, she asked herself "And how do I do that- make Cordelia my b*tch?" Buffy asked herself. Quick as a shock it came to her, as from out of the blue "force myself on her, make her cuddle with me, it's what they do in prisons." she reasoned. Then in anger, she decided to act "I'll do just that- cuddle with Cordelia, but on MY terms! When I'm done, it'll be obvious that I own her to everybody." Buffy thought, satisfied with her plan; she was, after all, the 'alpha female' of the Scooby Gang, and if she couldn't keep order, then the entire operation is worthless!

If Buffy knew Cordy, and she did, the beautiful brunette would have her electric fence on while she slept, and she had indicated that her parents were out of town for the month "All the better for us to get to know oneanother a little better." Buffy thought, as her mom was out of town for about the same amount of time "I'll go over and 'visit' with Cordelia some… won't she be surprised to see me visit her?" Buffy thought with a smirk on her face "Yes, I think I really want to go and visit with Cordelia some, in order to 'play' with her." Buffy thought with an evil desire to 'play' in a naughty way with Cordelia!

The electric fence might keep out some threats in Sunnydale California, but not a sexually or otherwise perversely aroused Slayer who wanted to get into your house- as Buffy wanted to do with (and to) Cordelia!

As Buffy considered her next moves, she realized for the first time that the evil nature of Sunnydale California actually fed fine now into her plans: she had discovered an element of Sunnydale that she considered absolutely disgusting not even a few weeks ago: the 'adult stores' in Sunnydale- the 'sex stores' in the town, didn't check one's age when someone wanted to buy something! This undoubtedly had something to do with a severe lack of parental involvement in the kids lives in town! Buffy for her part looked eighteen, and in less than a year she'd be a young adult- she therefore figured she'd be able to buy something from such a filthy store.

So, Buffy snuck out and she walked to the nearest 'adult entertainment' store, bought herself a little 'toy' of a perverse nature, and placed it in her backpack (her 'toy' was a strap-on that she knew would fit her- a very great perversion indeed). She was already wearing her crop-top she would wear for some of her work-outs, and jogging shorts, sneakers, and she had her sunglasses on her upper head, with her hair mostly clipped back with a sort-of hairpin or clip, except for her bangs, which went down to her eyebrows.

"Now to mess Cordelia up, and show her who's boss." Buffy thought with a perverted grin, as she ran to Cordelia's Mansion. When Buffy {Elizabeth} arrived at the Chase mansion, she prepared to jump the fence and break into Cordy's room to chemically and forcibly cuddle with the beautiful brunette…

Author's Notes End Chapter: Buffy's misbehavior is really profound here, and shortly; her domination of Cordelia will begin in earnest, as well as abuse thereof.