Akatsuki Summer Beach House

A/N: If you read One Week With the Akatsukis You will definitely enjoy this…if you didn't you'll still enjoy this. Oh, and I don't own Naruto…

Some background…

Every summer the Akatsukis go to 'the leader's' beach house. They always stay for a week and even though they always end up killing each other on the drive down they always have a great time. Ah yes, the Akatsukis, the beach and driving…this out to get interesting…

"Okay is everyone packed, because I'm leaving with the 'the leader's' sweet ass Cadillac CTS without you people if you're not packed!" Well, it was obvious that Itachi was already in a wonderful mood as he yelled to his fellow Akatsukis. Deidara came bumbling through the living room dragging a huge ass suitcase behind him and three additional bags. He and Itachi always packed the most. Itachi's stuff was lined up by the door.

"I'm ready, yeah. I packed a hairdryer." Deidara reassured Itachi.

"That's nice, Deidara." Itachi was uninterested and he yelled for Sasori, Kisame, and Zetsu to get their shit and get in the living room. The others finally emerged with luggage. Only Itachi and Deidara had multiple suitcases, everyone else had only packed one.

"Oh my god! Do you think we'll totally get checked out in the car like we did last year?" Sasori asked reminiscing to last year's trip when they tried to cram four girls in the backseat.

"Hell yeah! All eyes will be on us!" Itachi opened their front door with excitement only to be horribly disappointed. "Oh my god…what the FUCK is this!" Everyone was looking at the sight before them. What they saw was a 2005 light blue Chrysler Town and Country mini van. Everyone seemed slightly shocked…it wasn't the 'sweet ass' CTS… Sasori opened the drivers side door to see if this was indeed 'the leader's' vehicle. Keys were in the ignition and there was a note on the seat:

Boys – I traded in my CTS. There's liquor in the back. Enjoy!

-the Leader

"Hey! We can pack more stuff, yeah!" Deidara said enthusiastically dragging luggage to be loaded.

"Deidara, I swear if you pack another thing I will rip that yellow pony tail right off your head!" Itachi said. Everyone dealt with the fact that they were driving a mini van to the beach. They opened up the back.

"Oh my god…look." Zetsu said pointing to the bumper sticker on the van:

#1 Soccer Dad.

"I had no idea 'the leader' had any kids." Kisame said. The license plate in the back read: AKTSUKI.

"Itachi-san. Look at the bright side, yeah. We can fit more girls in this van, yeah."

"Deidara, that's the first intelligent this you've said this week. Okay, so who's driving?" Itachi asked. Naturally, Dediara was the first to volunteer to drive, however he had nearly killed them all last time he drove…so that was out.

"I'll dirve." Zetsu said.

"Okay, I call co pilot. I'm in charge of the maps." Itachi said. And so the Akatsukis were completely loaded and ready for the trip. Kisame climbed in the back bench seat while Sasori and Deidara sat in the bucket seats behind Zetsu and Itachi. Now, Zetsu wasn't the best driver in the world but he could make it work. By the time he was at the end of their road, he had already slammed the brakes 5 times. Once on the highway Itachi began searching through 'the leader's' CD collection.

"You know 'the leader's' taste in music surprises me…Brittany Spears, Barbara Streisand Live, James Taylor Greatest Hits, Ultimate Dance Hit's of the Early 90's, and The Village People. What the hell is he thinking?"

"I know! Barbara Streisand Live sucks ass!" Kisame said.

"Thank you!" Itachi said.

Ah, yes and they were off! In 10 hours they would arrive at the beach house…